Garbage for 10th April
GARBAGE FOR Dogs Bollocks – R*N for South Shore Park
The moon had just risen over the South Shore lagoon as
hashers flooded in. It was hard to believe that 19 hashers were
already assembled by 1830. To authenticate this I took a picture of just one group – Bagshag was there so it MUST be true.
Others drifted in JUST after 1830. They were reprimanded by the RA
and unashamedly fined by him, as the JM was LATE!!!!!!!!! She showed GREAT
respect for the RA.
Anyone who made it must be congratulated after following
11“detour”, “ooppss another detour” and “dork– this is another detour” signs,
just to make it to the start of the R*n.
A FANTASTIC trail brief was given by Dogs, spoken SLOWLY for those
hashers with “learning disabilities”, well that’s about all of them. OFF they
trekked. The HARE needed to REDIRECT their enthusiasm for R*NNING, with heads
down and arse up, by pointing out they had actually not seen trail after the
first check for 500m and advised the trail started BEHINDthe
check. A few OLDER and SMARTER hashers were not suckered in and lead the FRB’s
with loud calls of “on – on”. Trail twisted, looped, FT’d, checked then
back-checked towards the 1st PS. This was heralded by the HARE
announcing, in bold flour, the upcoming“OP” eight times to ensure the tail end
walkers were still enthusiastic and built a thirst.
The 1st PS saw absolute restraint by the ravenous bunch
tempted by home bread, chilli jam and a special “baldrics special cheese and
gherkin spread” (no one was able to explain what the green bits were or it had a
“creamy”texture). Unfortunately, OF was tooo tempted, and led the pack to
devour the offered feast.
After a stern “FO” from the HARE, MOST hashers were away following
TRAIL. Few PATHETIC bustards decided it was tooo
cold/far/late/hot/foggy/wet/may rain/was raining/dark to follow the FANTASTIC
trail. (I can guess you may be wondering who these PATHETIC bustards may be…
well there was a F*** and his mate, W*** P*** and other easily influenced
hashers. TRAIL had to be RESET and a PS changed just to cater for these
PATHETIC bustards. The HARE can confirm Vasee, Oxy, Linc, Lusty were NOT part
of the PATHETIC bustard Soft Cocks)
It was then ALL joy and happiness as hashers, following the
MODIFIED FANTASTIC trail arrived at the 2nd PS, for a quick drinks,
nibbles then drove to OH.
Anyway.. in my own words as the HARE - it was a FANTASTIC
trail…
Pulled Out did a great job of controlling the circle. 24 fine
upstanding hashers arrived at Dogs place. She fined:
·The HARE–
Dogs .. (for really a commendable trail – but I am not allowed to be bias in saying this) and for
being the kitchen bitch -
·New Boot –
Emily
The RA (NAVI) stood in for the missing Fines and Deputy Fines
masters. He decreed there would b e NO fines, but ACCOLADES, and off he went:
·Pulled Out:
for religiously following OBVIOUS loops in the trail
·Linda: for
enthusiasm for actually TRAINING for hash
·Firkin: for
showing the strength to stay “on trail” for a complete hash r*n
·Dogs: for
having eigth “OP’s” leading to a PS
·Emily: for
being a “real PRO” at shouting ONON with enthusiasm
·Nice But:
for calling ONON of every FT there was
·Just Noze:
for having a brighter light emmiting from his head than his arse
·Missing linc:
for having more desire for getting into kiddies gumboots than women’s
pants
No TITS or Prick
No naming of “ALLAN”
A plea for a ride
– TONI, NOW named as EZEE
RYDER, is seeking“rides” to/from HASH. Ezee Ryder can be contacted on
022-070-839. She lives at flat 1, 269 Armagh St.
After that ….. food
, drinks, fun , dishes… and Dogs
Bollocks…invited
all to leave by 2140!!!!
Another Last Garbage from me…Dogs Bollocks
Onon…..