Garbage for 10th January
Garbage for run 10 Jan, Woodend Beach, OneLoos and Blitzen
Question 1
Which FRB stuffed up a clearly set runner’s trail by following a “B” for babies because he saw an alluring On Piss sign?
A) Firkin
B) JustNoze (who, ironically, doesn’t even drink)
C) Glow Worm
Question 2
Why did Wedgie and KnackerRash hang
around for multiple pints in the Tuatapere pub?
A) They were overwhelmed by the ‘friendliness’ of the locals
and took being flipped the bird by passing farmers as a welcoming gesture
B) They were overwhelmed by the very masculine charms of
the body building barmaid
C) They were intrigued by its title of ‘Sausage capital of NZ’ and were hoping to
experience a sausage fest
Question 3
According to Wedgie, what should you say
when first arriving at the Kurow pub in order to get a warm welcome?
A) “Hi, I’m looking for Dick”
B) “You should check out the barmaid at Tuatapere –she’s
much sexier than yours”
C) “So what is Kurow NZ’s capital of?”
Question 4
Who did OneLoos trust to bike the piss,
through some challenging terrain, to the sole piss stop?
A) JustNoze
B) Sister Maureen
C) Firkin
Question 5
How much of a success was this?
A) Brilliant – it arrived well before the eager Hashers
B) Okay – it arrived just after the runners
C) An EPIC FAIL – OneLoos had to run along the trail to collect it from his
flagging assistant
Question 6
Who was fine for being fired from the
essential job of Hash Dray for ‘walking’ his bicycle?
A) Firkin
B) Firkin
C) Firkin
Question 7
Who was fined for falling arse over tit?
A) Lusty
B) DogsBollocks (despite not possessing tits)
C) Both of the above
Question 8
What item did KnackerRash have to drink a
hefty fine from?
A) His stunning new highlighter pink, green and yellow shoes
B) His smelly jock strap
C) His new pannikin
Question 9
Which Hasher was fined for
blinding the trailing walkers with her shiny white behind?
A) RLD
B) SisterMaureen
C) Jammit
Question 10
Which Hasher, on hearing the sound of crashing waves at Woodend Beach, said "oh - there must be a waterfall nearby!"?
A) MILF
B) Viagra
C) NiceButt
Question 11
What delicious delicacies were served up
by kitchen bitches Blitzen and OneLoos?
A) Buns, burgers, salad and homemade muffins
B) Weird vegie curries
C) Chips, cheerios and peanuts
Question 12
Who took the game of guessing the baby
photo far too seriously?
A) MILF
B) MILF
C) MILF
Answers:
1: B, 2: all are correct, 3: A, 4: C
(why???), 5: C (obviously), 6: all are correct, 7: C, 8: A (wish we had a
photo), 9: A, 10: B, 11: A and C, 12: all are correct
OnOn
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