Rehash of Run 1616, Wedgie, Jennifer St, Bishopdale
Garbage A pleasant evening when several of the assembled mob found themselves over-dressed, having to strip off mid trail.
Wedgie gave ambiguous directions to ensure Hashers who don’t listen were no worse off than those who do. “Out the gate – Runners turn right and Walkers turn left”. Then just as people were heading out he changed the instruction to the opposite.
Off set 3 very fit-looking hashers (Gremmie, Shrek and Basil) accompanied by their masters (Masterb@tors?) Gloworm, Dogs and Soupreme. A few more as well, notably Dagy, Firkin, Navi and Nice But … Unfortunately Dagy and Firkin were abducted near the LBJ and not released until the run was over. Loco had been invited to be a co-abductee but instead ended up turning to the walker direction (by mistake I guess) and completing the whole wlak trail.
It soon became clear that Wedgie has been reading the newly published book ‘Famous trails we have set” co-authored by Crutch Itch and Gloworm. Or was it just that he had joined the Marathon Clinic.
Superbly placed checks and false trails and a cunning first long loop saw the walkers get a good head start on the beer at the P^ss Stop, after which the troops joined forces to wander the remainder of the trail. The Missing Linc used this opportunity to abuse the runners for taking so long (50 mins) and for dripping sweat all over the ground.
Fantastic array of breads, burgers, chips, salads, etc, (including La Brat’s perfect eggs) were provided after the circle which had been held out in the back yard.
Many fines were awarded by Vasie and Gloworm, but not recorded (by this un-knowing scribe) but it should be noted that Dagy was sent away for a while to visit Euro Hash and his family while on that side of the world; Dogs got a brand-spanking new Panniken for 300 runs (I think).