Garbage for 14th Feb
Orful Fuk’s B’day R*n and a run of love and lovers
As you can see in the attached images, fuk-all hashers bothered to show up
for the Valentines Run at Pines Beach carpark. In fact when LaBrat and worm
arrived at 6:55pm, they were all standing about holding hands and kissing
instead of hashing! With Gremmie and worm keen to be F.R.B’s, OnOn was called
and on they went into the mist and murk in search of the 1st P.S. While Orful
Fuk led a very well informed party of lovers on the 2nd leg of trail. Gremmie
out-legged worm on a well laid forest and beach loop back to the carpark for a
quick dash of Dutch courage before setting off in hot pursuit of the walkers.
The 2nd leg went through the depressing shithole of Pines Beach, where
Oxfam Legs found an open and empty beach cottage and invited Wowo and
Missin Linc in to help her trash the place. Brick Shithouse went around the
back and actually picked up the corner of the house putting the whole thing
on lean! Then some nosey prick from next door showed up and politely suggested that they fuck off.
Before things got out of hand, (again!) the walkers were back on trail and
heading back into the forest and sand dunes for some hardcore shiggy. And none
were disappointed! The trail saw hashers scaling sheer cliff faces and plunging
down rutted and thorny descents in search of the wood shavings. Gremmie and worm meanwhile were sweating it out behind and eventually caught the pack before the 2nd P.S. So we were OnOn back to the carpark for a liquid refreshment and a
quick bullshit before hitting the road back to Orful Fuk’s magnificent kitchen.
Oxfam Legs found an open and empty beach cottage and invited Wowo and
Missin Linc in to help her trash the place. Brick Shithouse went around the
back and actually picked up the corner of the house putting the whole thing
on lean! Then some nosey prick from next door showed up and politely suggested that they fuck off.
Before things got out of hand, (again!) the walkers were back on trail and
heading back into the forest and sand dunes for some hardcore shiggy. And none
were disappointed! The trail saw hashers scaling sheer cliff faces and plunging
down rutted and thorny descents in search of the wood shavings. Gremmie and worm meanwhile were sweating it out behind and eventually caught the pack before the 2nd P.S. So we were OnOn back to the carpark for a liquid refreshment and a
quick bullshit before hitting the road back to Orful Fuk’s magnificent kitchen.
Fines were convened around the north bench and dished out to Orful Fuk for being hare.
Oxfam Legs had done her 750th run and we had a virgin hasher; Lucky from Jakarta. LaBrat awarded the Prick of the Week to Brick Shithouse for his fondness of dildo’s. Orful Fuk made his one and only appearance as fines master and as he had one bottle of Wolf Blass too many, everyone was fined with a nasty mix of cheap beer & red wine.
LaBrat won the competition for best Valentines Day card with a touching sentiment about facials.
And onto the food. Shortage was never going to be an issue as Sister Maureen wasn’t there. So there was plenty of ham and chilli potatoes for all.
After the hash fare Orful Fuk opened up his bargain basement and even outsold
Oxfam Legs... blah blah... Valentines Day, cards, trail, fines, POTW to Brick
Shithouse, night-vision goggles for peeping toms, blah blah blah....
Oxfam Legs had done her 750th run and we had a virgin hasher; Lucky from Jakarta. LaBrat awarded the Prick of the Week to Brick Shithouse for his fondness of dildo’s. Orful Fuk made his one and only appearance as fines master and as he had one bottle of Wolf Blass too many, everyone was fined with a nasty mix of cheap beer & red wine.
LaBrat won the competition for best Valentines Day card with a touching sentiment about facials.
And onto the food. Shortage was never going to be an issue as Sister Maureen wasn’t there. So there was plenty of ham and chilli potatoes for all.
After the hash fare Orful Fuk opened up his bargain basement and even outsold
Oxfam Legs... blah blah... Valentines Day, cards, trail, fines, POTW to Brick
Shithouse, night-vision goggles for peeping toms, blah blah blah....
NEXT WEEKS RUN:
GLOWORM in conjunction with GCH3 is proud to be hosting the NEW ZEALAND
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Under the Old Waimak Bridge from 6:30pm.
The action will be wild and woolly, and WET!!! The title of 1NZ
plus fame, fortune and a following of millions is on the line here!
Fines and food to follow at the conclusion of the racing.
OnOn
J.M
GLOWORM in conjunction with GCH3 is proud to be hosting the NEW ZEALAND
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Under the Old Waimak Bridge from 6:30pm.
The action will be wild and woolly, and WET!!! The title of 1NZ
plus fame, fortune and a following of millions is on the line here!
Fines and food to follow at the conclusion of the racing.
OnOn
J.M