Rehash Firkin’s :- “I can set a trail with the smallest arrows
placed 100m apart in the rain stop being wimps and follow it” Hash run in the
drizzle!
Into a full carpark at the Harewood tavern and the troops were gathered in the gloom looking ready for a hard run. New boot visitor type anita was looking particularly eager…..not sure what she had been told………..!
After a particularly ( the word of the day) loud and expressive missive about the trail from Firkin, off we spurted into the nether regions of outer Christchurch. I remember Drysdale, Pimlico, Highstead, Blairdon,Topaz and Farrington….but they were the ones I saw while particularly lost. This as opposed to lots of tarmacadam (Labrats term!) while hunting for trail. All we could here calling wise was Klingon being particulary verbose about some 2 year deal he had cooked up with immigration.
Eventually a piss stop hove into view in the carpark behind the mall where the pack arrived in dribs and in the case of 007 and One Loos ( on leave from fatherhood) – drabs!
On On and a predictable trail to a particularly breezy Gym in a park where everyone declinded to kill themselves on the particularly dangerous apparatus that was scattered around. Obviously designed to get rid of unwanted kids.Do take all your unwanted sproggs to Grant Armstrong Park to play!!!!! Twyford, Wilton, Isleworth, Leacroft and Murmont all came and wented in a particularly dreary fashion before a stream of bobbing lights were seen to quicken the pace across Bishopdale park and HOME!
Cold, Wet, so a quick fines circle:-
Firkin fined for trail/ being the Hare.
Anita a new boot.
The RA for being the RA
Self should have been fined but Navi as the RA because the assembled pack did not notice that I ran particularly gallantly all night with my knee brace on the wrong leg.
Firkin for being as loud as me (Eezee Ryder may get that fine a few times!!)
BSHouse for producing a Christchurch Trash of such quality it really shows my feeble attempts at using a computer up to thee fullest extent.
Klingon for being allowed to stay for another two years by which
time he will be eligible for residency.
Bagshag and Linda for canoodling in the car pre run.
Wo Wo for being away for six weeks on a particularly naughty trip to Asia
Linc and Oxy farewell fine as they head to interhash.
Finally, Linda, Frigid and Bagshag should have had a massive fine
for all getting lost while looking for each other. Bag shag got lost on her
own….phoned Frigid so he and Linda said we will come and get you. Bagshag
instantly forgot her instructions from Frigid and Frigid and Linda –blinded by
the thought of seeing Bagshag instantly became particularly lost. So, 20 panic
stricken phone calls later and an hour or two’s wandering; the three of them
finally found the pub.
This Tuesday’s run 22 May Hillsborough Park by 286 opawa rd. On
On at 12 Horotane, park on road. The run will be bonza…..no I am sorry for not
sticking with protocol…..the run will be particularly bonza!
On on
Dagy
PS Word from Africa…..After two hours driving, some buses never made the run! The Hash Safari however was unbelievable according to several e.mails I have had. Literally wildlife for Africa and everyone blown away.