Garbage for 16th April
Rehash 007’s Viagra based run in the drizzle!
Twas a dark and stormy night! There was a bit of
reluctance to venture beyond the Triumph sanctuary but as the main red beast was
up on stands and obviously not going anywhere, just as it was obvious that Mrs
Balls; wine in hand, was not going anywhere either! ( I don’t blame her on that
night) Well, someone had to watch over Octopussy and Pussy Galore doing the food
! Not to mention someone to nurse Oxy who was claiming injury and ill health.
Sooooo, with half the pack staying behind the other 12 or so set off into the
murk at high speed. Bobo from Burma set the pace with self at the back of the
runners in my usual agony. The walkers were setting a fair pace as well and the
trail proved to be pretty tricky at times which kept us all close! No idea where
we went and had no idea that Rangiora had so many new housing estates. Good ones
as well with lots of bends and streams and walkways for hashing.
A pi** stop finally and a short stop before
more twists, turns and good trail. An interesting feature out there is that the
stream beds are cobbled which in the dark look like paths and after no rain for
so long were dry. 007 made good use of them! Finally a second beer stop before
On home to dry off.
Arrived back to find that BSH had joined the Homies in
watching the box while Bag Shag and Frigid were presumed lost as they had set
out long after the pack had started.
Fines
Welcome Bobo from Burma hash
Oxy voted by all to be able to claim the run cos she has done a lot??!!
Loco and Loos both fined for getting lost on the way to
hash – Loos drove straight past Milestone and Loco u for a good report oing
Onsed to live in Rangiora yet directed us all over town on the way.
Kling On for a good if brief report on CH2H3’s AGPU
Viagra for putting his TR6 on jacks so he could sit in it and rev it up without wearing the tires or getting it wet! That from Dogs I think?
Lincs fines:-
Octopussy for getting under Lincs umbrella at the piss
stop. But only at Piss stop 1 and not piss stop 2.
Viagra for doing a river crossing of sorts when there was no river.
Someone not calling the second piss stop so the walkers
found themselves on the wrong side of the “river” Noted that first to the stop
was BoBo and second Dogs so fined.
Finally Linc tried to fine Mrs Balls for her racy space age
massive ironing board. She rightfully passed the fine to Viagra as it was his!!!
Next Tuesday Garden City
1600 runs The Twisted Hop Woolston $10.00 run Free entertainment
CH2H3 next run 22 April 1897 RLD Harewood Tavern Car Park.
$2 run. Buy your dinner from the pub (they have $10 specials on a Monday night).
Saturday 4th May- VIAGRA and MRS.BALLS housewarming party @ 31 Milesbrook Close, Rangiora, from 6pm.Bring a plate(with food on it!)
Saturday 11 May- Christchurch Hash celebrates 1900 runs with a progressive
dinner. $10 run. Starts from KLINGON & PKB's place, 63 Marshland Road
Tuesday 14 May- Garden City HHH AGPU. Check website for more details:http://gch3.weebly.com/events.html
Saturday 1- Monday 3 June (Queen's Birthday )- WEE KNACKERS turns 50 in Blackball weekend. See flyer for details
Friday 6th-Sun 8th September-
Winter Camp. Hosted by Garden City@ Ashley Gorge Motor Camp. Flyer on the web
site!
On On
Dagy
Twas a dark and stormy night! There was a bit of
reluctance to venture beyond the Triumph sanctuary but as the main red beast was
up on stands and obviously not going anywhere, just as it was obvious that Mrs
Balls; wine in hand, was not going anywhere either! ( I don’t blame her on that
night) Well, someone had to watch over Octopussy and Pussy Galore doing the food
! Not to mention someone to nurse Oxy who was claiming injury and ill health.
Sooooo, with half the pack staying behind the other 12 or so set off into the
murk at high speed. Bobo from Burma set the pace with self at the back of the
runners in my usual agony. The walkers were setting a fair pace as well and the
trail proved to be pretty tricky at times which kept us all close! No idea where
we went and had no idea that Rangiora had so many new housing estates. Good ones
as well with lots of bends and streams and walkways for hashing.
A pi** stop finally and a short stop before
more twists, turns and good trail. An interesting feature out there is that the
stream beds are cobbled which in the dark look like paths and after no rain for
so long were dry. 007 made good use of them! Finally a second beer stop before
On home to dry off.
Arrived back to find that BSH had joined the Homies in
watching the box while Bag Shag and Frigid were presumed lost as they had set
out long after the pack had started.
Fines
Welcome Bobo from Burma hash
Oxy voted by all to be able to claim the run cos she has done a lot??!!
Loco and Loos both fined for getting lost on the way to
hash – Loos drove straight past Milestone and Loco u for a good report oing
Onsed to live in Rangiora yet directed us all over town on the way.
Kling On for a good if brief report on CH2H3’s AGPU
Viagra for putting his TR6 on jacks so he could sit in it and rev it up without wearing the tires or getting it wet! That from Dogs I think?
Lincs fines:-
Octopussy for getting under Lincs umbrella at the piss
stop. But only at Piss stop 1 and not piss stop 2.
Viagra for doing a river crossing of sorts when there was no river.
Someone not calling the second piss stop so the walkers
found themselves on the wrong side of the “river” Noted that first to the stop
was BoBo and second Dogs so fined.
Finally Linc tried to fine Mrs Balls for her racy space age
massive ironing board. She rightfully passed the fine to Viagra as it was his!!!
Next Tuesday Garden City
1600 runs The Twisted Hop Woolston $10.00 run Free entertainment
CH2H3 next run 22 April 1897 RLD Harewood Tavern Car Park.
$2 run. Buy your dinner from the pub (they have $10 specials on a Monday night).
Saturday 4th May- VIAGRA and MRS.BALLS housewarming party @ 31 Milesbrook Close, Rangiora, from 6pm.Bring a plate(with food on it!)
Saturday 11 May- Christchurch Hash celebrates 1900 runs with a progressive
dinner. $10 run. Starts from KLINGON & PKB's place, 63 Marshland Road
Tuesday 14 May- Garden City HHH AGPU. Check website for more details:http://gch3.weebly.com/events.html
Saturday 1- Monday 3 June (Queen's Birthday )- WEE KNACKERS turns 50 in Blackball weekend. See flyer for details
Friday 6th-Sun 8th September-
Winter Camp. Hosted by Garden City@ Ashley Gorge Motor Camp. Flyer on the web
site!
On On
Dagy