Garbage for 16th October
Rehash One Loos’ “ You will not bugger this trail up” “No,
but we will get to the piss stop before you!!”
Had to wait for Sirloin from Dunedin….founder there, Grand
Master and like me an NZGM so could not leave without him!!!!! He drove hell
for leather to my place and I drove Hell for leather to Woodend. I was amazed
that I saw the tiny chalk mark in the road as I was doing 120 in the 30 km zone.
Followed the arrow and arrived to find a fine looking pack assembled and raring
to go. A quick beer and off at a hobble (me anyway) as the realisation hit that
the whisky for breakfast, four bottles of dark and 3 jugs of speights before the
run on Saturday in Kaikoura worked better than the anti inflams I am
on!!!!!
A good twisty trail meant that even the likes of Noi, Skidzzz and Taste kept up with Mr Plank not doing anything???? Out on to the beach with Nice But in the front with Dogs hard behind and the pack closing in, but no one could hear anything above the crashing waves. Off the beach and a swing appeared in the trees. First Supreme had a go with abuse from Tuga in the distance. He smashed his leg so then BSH had a go only to do the same. The
remainder of the pack meandered off shaking their collective heads in wonder and
basically did a big loop left as the front runners, who were calling really well, sped out to a big lead. Thank G for short cutting. The trail went hither and thither but the calling meant the shortcutters had a field day. Back to the main road and towards the vehicles. This turned out to be a problem for Loos doing a live hare as the pack got the scent of the beer and headed straight for the piss wagon and refreshment. Some time later the live hare came staggering out of the bundu with cries of “ why are you not on trail!” Sheepishly the front
runners agreed to go out on trail once more and followed the hare back into the
forest for another leg. This gave the SCB’s a respite from the howling pack of
dogs which had accompanied us on the trail.
Back to The Loos and Blitzem ranch to meet the offspring and to self cook. Being first there I grabbed every bit of space on the Barbie and by the time the last of the pack arrived, Sirloin and I were tucking in to a superb feed.
Lusty ran the circle and fined:-
Sirloin for being himself!!!
Octopussy for doing 21 runs at 21
Baby amy for being awake for us and introducing herself.
WoWo and Noi for lack of commitment in Kaikoura and not finding us.
Glo worm did run fines:-
Sirloin for asking stupid questions like “Do you dress like that everyday” to Glo worm
Tugga for his reply when his boss rang him at 0500 for work and he was having sex!!!!???
One Loos For stuffing trail so that the pack got to the piss stop before him.
Oxfam Legs and Skidz for not signing in
M Link for having a crook R/H inner tail light not working???????
Supreme and BSH for being swingers on trail
Mr Plank for not doing trail so that he could save $2.00…Note the committee has met and decided if you are there…YOU PAY!!!
A bloody good night with a great crowd of people!! Also the BYO CYO system worked well and it is good to see some thinking outside the
square….Oh, and thanks to whoever left all the super chicken legs on the
Barbie!!! They were yummy.
Tuesday 23rd run Hare
WoWo venue the boat ramp at the Waimak new bridge. On on will be there as
well. Standard $5.00 buy your own pissssss. Oh, and look forward to fried
bananas, banana salad, banana fritters, curried bananas and some special dishes
from Noi!!!!
Buy your Xmas tickets as soon as poss. $60.00 to you!! Buy
from Dagy, Lusty, Navi and others…just ask
On On
Dagy
but we will get to the piss stop before you!!”
Had to wait for Sirloin from Dunedin….founder there, Grand
Master and like me an NZGM so could not leave without him!!!!! He drove hell
for leather to my place and I drove Hell for leather to Woodend. I was amazed
that I saw the tiny chalk mark in the road as I was doing 120 in the 30 km zone.
Followed the arrow and arrived to find a fine looking pack assembled and raring
to go. A quick beer and off at a hobble (me anyway) as the realisation hit that
the whisky for breakfast, four bottles of dark and 3 jugs of speights before the
run on Saturday in Kaikoura worked better than the anti inflams I am
on!!!!!
A good twisty trail meant that even the likes of Noi, Skidzzz and Taste kept up with Mr Plank not doing anything???? Out on to the beach with Nice But in the front with Dogs hard behind and the pack closing in, but no one could hear anything above the crashing waves. Off the beach and a swing appeared in the trees. First Supreme had a go with abuse from Tuga in the distance. He smashed his leg so then BSH had a go only to do the same. The
remainder of the pack meandered off shaking their collective heads in wonder and
basically did a big loop left as the front runners, who were calling really well, sped out to a big lead. Thank G for short cutting. The trail went hither and thither but the calling meant the shortcutters had a field day. Back to the main road and towards the vehicles. This turned out to be a problem for Loos doing a live hare as the pack got the scent of the beer and headed straight for the piss wagon and refreshment. Some time later the live hare came staggering out of the bundu with cries of “ why are you not on trail!” Sheepishly the front
runners agreed to go out on trail once more and followed the hare back into the
forest for another leg. This gave the SCB’s a respite from the howling pack of
dogs which had accompanied us on the trail.
Back to The Loos and Blitzem ranch to meet the offspring and to self cook. Being first there I grabbed every bit of space on the Barbie and by the time the last of the pack arrived, Sirloin and I were tucking in to a superb feed.
Lusty ran the circle and fined:-
Sirloin for being himself!!!
Octopussy for doing 21 runs at 21
Baby amy for being awake for us and introducing herself.
WoWo and Noi for lack of commitment in Kaikoura and not finding us.
Glo worm did run fines:-
Sirloin for asking stupid questions like “Do you dress like that everyday” to Glo worm
Tugga for his reply when his boss rang him at 0500 for work and he was having sex!!!!???
One Loos For stuffing trail so that the pack got to the piss stop before him.
Oxfam Legs and Skidz for not signing in
M Link for having a crook R/H inner tail light not working???????
Supreme and BSH for being swingers on trail
Mr Plank for not doing trail so that he could save $2.00…Note the committee has met and decided if you are there…YOU PAY!!!
A bloody good night with a great crowd of people!! Also the BYO CYO system worked well and it is good to see some thinking outside the
square….Oh, and thanks to whoever left all the super chicken legs on the
Barbie!!! They were yummy.
Tuesday 23rd run Hare
WoWo venue the boat ramp at the Waimak new bridge. On on will be there as
well. Standard $5.00 buy your own pissssss. Oh, and look forward to fried
bananas, banana salad, banana fritters, curried bananas and some special dishes
from Noi!!!!
Buy your Xmas tickets as soon as poss. $60.00 to you!! Buy
from Dagy, Lusty, Navi and others…just ask
On On
Dagy