Garbage for 1st May
Rehash Eeze Ryder’s very fine first trail setting run
Despite Dogs assertions that Daggy went straight to the pub I can assure you
that I Dagy (note spelling) fell down on trail by Fitzgerald Ave and had to
crawl to Pomeroys for medicine.
I must remind one and all now that in Garden City Hash you must get to the
first check or the first piss stop to claim the run. Those observant Hashers
will have noticed that I did not sign in to claim the run!!!!!!!!!! He He!
Daggy asked me to report on last nights the r*nners trail as he said “my knee
may not hold up for the run” . YEAH RIGHT. I suspected
that “my knee may not hold up for the run was code for “I AM OFF TO THE PUB AND
CAN’T BE F*CKED DOING THE R*N”. My suspicions turned out to be
correct. There were in fact two “splinter groups” who headed for
pups.
Anyway – here is the R*nners Trail Report. There were only 3 of
us; Crutch, Just Noze and Dogs. Trail took us into, around and through
anywhere that could be got to in the inner city red zone. Trail snaked
through walkways, along safety fences and the wrong way down the 1 way
system. I had not been in many of these places since February 11 and the
large holes in the city were obvious. Markings were a bit sparse in places
– EEZE RYDER blamed the rain & wind!!!! BUT at least any major
intersection were some sort of markings to let us carry on.
The first PS found us at Cramner Square. The intrepid 3 arrived, then
the small group of walkers came in. Obviously the “splinter groups” WERE
TOO BUSY SIPPING PISS AT PUBS TO JOIN US. All was fine – nibbles
had. Dogs warned all about the liquor ban and arrest policy, about 1
minute before the scheduled Police patrol drove past.
Off again, snaking through town towards Manchester Street. Crutch &
Dogs had an enlightening chat to one of the “young ladies”, who was very keen to
show us her “rack”. This dazzled Crutch so much, his saucer like eyes
failed to see tree that heavily caressed his face with its branches.
EEZE RYDER later admitted she had planned a PS on the Manchester
corner. EEZE had written the “OP” on the footpath, then realized her
mistake and added a “S” and a “T” to make it “STOP” – so all hashers obayed and
did STOP there. Dogs improvised trail from this point and added a
few “OH” markings and arrows to get the pack back to EEZE RYDER’s.
Into the fines and EEZE RYDER for a good trail
Vicki for being a very good Kitchen Bitch
SIF for watering plants just when a frost was going to set in, thus
potentially killing them
Wank Plank for 400 runs
MOLE SIF TUGGA and DAGY for splitting the pub group
Firkin for being Firkin
Alan for 5 runs
There were others but my hand was still shaking from the exertions of the
night and I can not read my writing.
CH2H3 AGPU this Saturday and I put my apologies in now as I have to get drunk
at Ferrymead.
GCH3 AGPU 26th June Details shortly.
Go to Christchurch, Garden City and the NZHHH web sites for details or runs
and events.
On On
Dagy ( with one G)
PS Next week I will be taking lots of nasty drugs to enable me to get
out and do the run properly. These make me not nice to Know ….some say I never
am!!!