Rehash of Run 1631, Vasie/Firkin/Navi @ 67 Atlantis St
Stop Press, Hold the fort, and the train, and ,and, and…..wait for it!!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO NAVI AND NICE BUT ... ON GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!
That was a surprise for us and the bugger is that they have been wed for a month already!
On with the show and more to the point, the garbage….
All and sundry turned up at the Vasie mansion to flip around the locale to the tune of a half baked firkin special. Navi and Nice But ... looking shifty right from the go but no one noticed cos we are far too self centred sorts.
Time drifted along because someone opened a packet of crisps which took centre stage instead of the thought of heading out into the gloom for a possibly brilliant bit of trail. So, off anyway, eventually, and a jaunt along the monarchs drive to head into the Swamp. A bit of drizzle and a Doris doom bar on the charge livened things up with St V once more heading off into the distant swamp while everyone else followed trail. In the meantime, Frigid and co were meandering along trying to chivvy a cold ladened Loco into some sort of under 80’s perambulation which of course, given his age was impossible. About this time a piss stop hove into view on Beach road with a lurkin furkin and a visual Vasie looking very dry!!! Missing, absent and otherwise NOT THERE was a very invisible Navi! However his soon to be disclosed missus was, so 16 and 9 was hurrrridely put together, instead of the usual 2 and 2 which cause a few headaches I can tell you!!! The result was that all and everyone realised that firkin really is a lazy barsteward and he had convinced a worn out newly wed ( well I was for a few months after marrying Fingers) to set the trail for him as a live hare!!!!! The conniving bars…well we have used that term already…..You get the idea…..Mind you, he did redeam himself later……
Off after the piss stop and well marked trail wented up the road and right in to a gateway. However, St V, the missus and Dogs were blinded by the light and carried on up the road until a weary Dagy decided to be nice for a change and called them back on to trail. There followed a deviarse, cunning and well set bit of stuff by the live hare, round the old QEII area to a piss stop by Chats bar. Here, Vege pissed all over the gravel when it was obvious the dried out parched grass was screaming to the moon for his cast off beer remnants. After this terrible display of non greenieism the pack said UP YOU, and staggered home.
A brief fines session saw Navi and Nice But ... announce their marriage after being asked if they were engaged…. Fines of course and the potw and tits were duly awarded to the newly weds; although Loco nearly got the tits for washing his white shirt for the Xmas do 12 days before the event “ I wanted to be ready “ was the cry.
Fingers V and Dogs of course for over running trail. Vege for actually running 50m. Brick SH for being the proverbial Lounge Lizard. Doris DB several times for trying to titillate her boobies with the corner of the kitchen bench. ( You had to be there) vege for desecrating gravel ( Not her from Nelson hash ) Fingers for spillage on the carpet. Worka for having trouble donating hair to Vas for her daughters wig. Finally Dogs because he was holding the last drink.
A fine feed as usual was thrown out to the lions and lionesses, thanks Vasie.
Next weeks run Firkin 78a Stourbridge by Barrington. Food by worka
Go past the house and through the gate to the back unit when arriving.
Next Friday is the Xmas do so get your ticket before Sunday of the price goes up. And remember, this is a black tie event, the one hash do of the year when you must dress up. Bow ties for men, cocktail or evening dress for woman with suspenders and stockings!!!!! Loco has washed his shirt already, I will probably do mine on Friday afternoon. Looking forward to it!!!
On On
Dagy
CONGRATULATIONS TO NAVI AND NICE BUT ... ON GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!
That was a surprise for us and the bugger is that they have been wed for a month already!
On with the show and more to the point, the garbage….
All and sundry turned up at the Vasie mansion to flip around the locale to the tune of a half baked firkin special. Navi and Nice But ... looking shifty right from the go but no one noticed cos we are far too self centred sorts.
Time drifted along because someone opened a packet of crisps which took centre stage instead of the thought of heading out into the gloom for a possibly brilliant bit of trail. So, off anyway, eventually, and a jaunt along the monarchs drive to head into the Swamp. A bit of drizzle and a Doris doom bar on the charge livened things up with St V once more heading off into the distant swamp while everyone else followed trail. In the meantime, Frigid and co were meandering along trying to chivvy a cold ladened Loco into some sort of under 80’s perambulation which of course, given his age was impossible. About this time a piss stop hove into view on Beach road with a lurkin furkin and a visual Vasie looking very dry!!! Missing, absent and otherwise NOT THERE was a very invisible Navi! However his soon to be disclosed missus was, so 16 and 9 was hurrrridely put together, instead of the usual 2 and 2 which cause a few headaches I can tell you!!! The result was that all and everyone realised that firkin really is a lazy barsteward and he had convinced a worn out newly wed ( well I was for a few months after marrying Fingers) to set the trail for him as a live hare!!!!! The conniving bars…well we have used that term already…..You get the idea…..Mind you, he did redeam himself later……
Off after the piss stop and well marked trail wented up the road and right in to a gateway. However, St V, the missus and Dogs were blinded by the light and carried on up the road until a weary Dagy decided to be nice for a change and called them back on to trail. There followed a deviarse, cunning and well set bit of stuff by the live hare, round the old QEII area to a piss stop by Chats bar. Here, Vege pissed all over the gravel when it was obvious the dried out parched grass was screaming to the moon for his cast off beer remnants. After this terrible display of non greenieism the pack said UP YOU, and staggered home.
A brief fines session saw Navi and Nice But ... announce their marriage after being asked if they were engaged…. Fines of course and the potw and tits were duly awarded to the newly weds; although Loco nearly got the tits for washing his white shirt for the Xmas do 12 days before the event “ I wanted to be ready “ was the cry.
Fingers V and Dogs of course for over running trail. Vege for actually running 50m. Brick SH for being the proverbial Lounge Lizard. Doris DB several times for trying to titillate her boobies with the corner of the kitchen bench. ( You had to be there) vege for desecrating gravel ( Not her from Nelson hash ) Fingers for spillage on the carpet. Worka for having trouble donating hair to Vas for her daughters wig. Finally Dogs because he was holding the last drink.
A fine feed as usual was thrown out to the lions and lionesses, thanks Vasie.
Next weeks run Firkin 78a Stourbridge by Barrington. Food by worka
Go past the house and through the gate to the back unit when arriving.
Next Friday is the Xmas do so get your ticket before Sunday of the price goes up. And remember, this is a black tie event, the one hash do of the year when you must dress up. Bow ties for men, cocktail or evening dress for woman with suspenders and stockings!!!!! Loco has washed his shirt already, I will probably do mine on Friday afternoon. Looking forward to it!!!
On On
Dagy