Rehash of Run 1741 - Worka Shirka @ Waikuku Beach 19 Jan 2014
A perfect day for a hash run by the sea. Hot, sunny, blowing, bikini weather!!
A few ales to drink the night before, so a huge English breakfast was in order at Sparks Rd; mainly because Shortplanks insisted on it!
Off in the new Planksmobile but without the AC on so poor Dagy in the middle engine cover seat roasted, while Loco and Planks hung their tongues out of the windows to keep cool. Having fought our way to the surf club car park in outer Waikuku a perfect park next to the other hash wagons declared itself available, and we joined the mob around the beer trailer in drinking piss and telling lies; while keeping a weather eye open for the promised beach bunnies. After a suitable period of time after the appointed one of one o’clock ( you following me?) RLD arrived along with Dribble Dropper, followed by “Eagle Eyes” Go’N Down ( see later in fines section for explanation ) and other miscreants at the short trail. With the pack of wolfhounds baying for blood, and tangling their assorted leads into a veritable shark net ready for gambling in the oggin, the pack was called to order so that Worka and KTT could issue directives concerning the ultra marathon we were about to embark on. What a marathon we were in store for.
Total confusion (see underlined for explanation) ensued so the Front Runners, consisting of Dogs, DD, Dagy and Planks took off with a hiss and a roar………..
However! Just at that moment, Plumley, Bondage and their daughters, Trolly Dolly and Dribble Draws arrived from Nelson hash so it was hugs and hellos all round before the general pack started moving to the beach and into the stroll of the century to Pegasus. And wot a stroll! The sun shining, the wind behind us and a hard flat track. Eventually all and sundry turned off the beach to a piss stop where the assorted dogs drank their fill after drinking sea water for an hour. Sauce for the Goose was there to add her mutt to the selection and the Old Dark flowed freely.
Off again with Dagy and Planks at the head of the pack, but not for long as the FRB’s, now including Plumley, Trolly dolly and Dribble Draws; shot past in a cloud of dust and dogs. A fine check saw DD,DD and TD go up a falsy letting us get ahead again before they galloped past on the rail. Pegasus township hove into sight and a worrying W R split. Worrying because the W side went away from home!!! Dagy and Planks decided to follow the rest of the FRB’s in a looooooong jaunt around the lake while admiring the obese bathers at every wee artificial beach. In out and around with the FRB’s gradually fading in the distance and the SCB’s (walkers) seen to disappear in the haze of buildings after the split.
Eventually, with help from worka and KTT the piss stop was found hiding on the seaward side of a house. Here, more beer was consumed along with luvly sammies made up of cold meats,salads etc. At this stage STD arrived looking non hashy and and from this point Fifo and Damp Patch were not seen again???? Because of the heat and sweat, trail became a live hare event to a swimming beach and yet another piss stop.
From here, the pack seemed to go separate ways. Some took off right away and wended their way North. Some stayed to swim and took a ride back. The FRB’s continued their valiant mission to wear themselves out and Dogs joined the walkers to On home.
Dagy, Planks and Loco arrived back to find no piss stop or pisss wagon anywhere. Sauce arrived confused as well but RLD saved the day by turning up to pick up DD and letting us know it was straight to the On On venue.
On to 18 Allin and a great spot for an On On. RLD and Planks had a canoodle on the love seat. Loco and Dagy inspected the garden while Slapper inspected the pig. PKB inspected everything, everywhere to look for his keys….or was that earlier in the piece??
KlingOn and Dagy sorted all their fines out only to find that Plumley and co were not staying for the On On but were heading off to town for dinner with ex hasher Tikila. That put paid to at least six fines so things were scratchy on that front and well do fines session I might add.
Sooo, fines!!
Now, as we all know I cannot read me own writing so Kling On and KTT will have to correct things but one sticks to mind…..
A huge feed of all sorts was dished up and a very satisfied, tired pack wound down
Thanks to worka and KTT along with Cathy.
That’s kinda how I remember it.
Next Mondays run 007 and Pussy Galore at Styx Park Reserve
Next Tuesdays run SIF Brickworks pub Centaurus Road
On On
Dagy
With remarks by Klingon.
A few ales to drink the night before, so a huge English breakfast was in order at Sparks Rd; mainly because Shortplanks insisted on it!
Off in the new Planksmobile but without the AC on so poor Dagy in the middle engine cover seat roasted, while Loco and Planks hung their tongues out of the windows to keep cool. Having fought our way to the surf club car park in outer Waikuku a perfect park next to the other hash wagons declared itself available, and we joined the mob around the beer trailer in drinking piss and telling lies; while keeping a weather eye open for the promised beach bunnies. After a suitable period of time after the appointed one of one o’clock ( you following me?) RLD arrived along with Dribble Dropper, followed by “Eagle Eyes” Go’N Down ( see later in fines section for explanation ) and other miscreants at the short trail. With the pack of wolfhounds baying for blood, and tangling their assorted leads into a veritable shark net ready for gambling in the oggin, the pack was called to order so that Worka and KTT could issue directives concerning the ultra marathon we were about to embark on. What a marathon we were in store for.
Total confusion (see underlined for explanation) ensued so the Front Runners, consisting of Dogs, DD, Dagy and Planks took off with a hiss and a roar………..
However! Just at that moment, Plumley, Bondage and their daughters, Trolly Dolly and Dribble Draws arrived from Nelson hash so it was hugs and hellos all round before the general pack started moving to the beach and into the stroll of the century to Pegasus. And wot a stroll! The sun shining, the wind behind us and a hard flat track. Eventually all and sundry turned off the beach to a piss stop where the assorted dogs drank their fill after drinking sea water for an hour. Sauce for the Goose was there to add her mutt to the selection and the Old Dark flowed freely.
Off again with Dagy and Planks at the head of the pack, but not for long as the FRB’s, now including Plumley, Trolly dolly and Dribble Draws; shot past in a cloud of dust and dogs. A fine check saw DD,DD and TD go up a falsy letting us get ahead again before they galloped past on the rail. Pegasus township hove into sight and a worrying W R split. Worrying because the W side went away from home!!! Dagy and Planks decided to follow the rest of the FRB’s in a looooooong jaunt around the lake while admiring the obese bathers at every wee artificial beach. In out and around with the FRB’s gradually fading in the distance and the SCB’s (walkers) seen to disappear in the haze of buildings after the split.
Eventually, with help from worka and KTT the piss stop was found hiding on the seaward side of a house. Here, more beer was consumed along with luvly sammies made up of cold meats,salads etc. At this stage STD arrived looking non hashy and and from this point Fifo and Damp Patch were not seen again???? Because of the heat and sweat, trail became a live hare event to a swimming beach and yet another piss stop.
From here, the pack seemed to go separate ways. Some took off right away and wended their way North. Some stayed to swim and took a ride back. The FRB’s continued their valiant mission to wear themselves out and Dogs joined the walkers to On home.
Dagy, Planks and Loco arrived back to find no piss stop or pisss wagon anywhere. Sauce arrived confused as well but RLD saved the day by turning up to pick up DD and letting us know it was straight to the On On venue.
On to 18 Allin and a great spot for an On On. RLD and Planks had a canoodle on the love seat. Loco and Dagy inspected the garden while Slapper inspected the pig. PKB inspected everything, everywhere to look for his keys….or was that earlier in the piece??
KlingOn and Dagy sorted all their fines out only to find that Plumley and co were not staying for the On On but were heading off to town for dinner with ex hasher Tikila. That put paid to at least six fines so things were scratchy on that front and well do fines session I might add.
Sooo, fines!!
Now, as we all know I cannot read me own writing so Kling On and KTT will have to correct things but one sticks to mind…..
- GoN down dobbed KTT in for making mistakes in the Trash!! Not one but several…..
- Then, STD bobbed GoN Down for being a nark and being too observant…..good one!
- The missing six were fined with fine folks chosen to drink in their absence.
- GoN Down was fined for 25 runs with GCH3
- Dribble Dropper was fined for 3 runs with GCH3
- GoN Down fined for not signing back in, along with KlingOn, LTT,PKB and Worka
- Sauce fined for not signing in or out
- Dagy fined for being the only runner who did not run or swim???????
- Kling On for Toby
- Sauce for having the dog with the longest tongue
- Planks for not having the POTW
- PKB for losing his keys when he put them in Flappers bag
- RLD dobbed Loco for peeing in the wrong place
- GoN Dwon dobbed Worka for being fack to bront
- Lost property was Glo worms excuse for a pannikin and labrats hat
- Finally our hostess Cathy was fined for providing the great venue
A huge feed of all sorts was dished up and a very satisfied, tired pack wound down
Thanks to worka and KTT along with Cathy.
That’s kinda how I remember it.
Next Mondays run 007 and Pussy Galore at Styx Park Reserve
Next Tuesdays run SIF Brickworks pub Centaurus Road
On On
Dagy
With remarks by Klingon.