Garbage for 21st August
Really.....? A RED BUS RUN,as Hared by Glo-worm and our driver (anyone catch his
name?)
Now,one would think,that to have an actual bus run,it might be better to
do it on a cold wet and rainey night,but not out our Glo-worm.....oh of course
not,HE chooses the nicest damned night we have had in three months to do
it..........men.....can't live with 'em can't hunt 'em for sport.
Anywhoo.....we all met up at the home of the good Glo-worm,where we were
all greeted with love and affection by the ass wiggling Gremmie,who in perfect
Hasher style,was damned glad to see one and all,even the German .
Or maybe it was Lab-Rat doing the ass wiggle bit and it was Gremmie in
the kitchen chopping some salady stuff up,not real sure there,they kinda look
alike after one (being me) has had a drink or two.
We all kinda meandered around a bit waiting on the late cu**ers,and it
turns out that the last one was in fact Basil-Fawlty who damn well should have
been fined for it too.
Glo-worm DID have us on a bit of a tight schedule though,of course none
of us knew why till he had the first piss stop at a BUS STOP. Guess we should
have known huh guys.....
As everyone gathered up and enjoyed a drink or three,it was noticed by
the garbage writer (being me) that Glo-worm kept looking down the road and made
a couple of comments about the bus and wondering if they were running on
time.....again.....should have known.
As we yarned it up.....thats "talk" to you Kiwis.....(yeah and me
too).....the bus pulled around the corner and was flagged down by
Glo-worm.....WHAT THE..........the poor driver never knew what hit him.
All 17 of us piled on from right outside of the Airport Motel,and were
soon winding our way to down town,like THAT wasn't obvious.....now,we won't talk
about the misbehaviour on the bus for instance.....Fridgid hiding a beer bottle
under his jacket and stealing the occasional sip,or Vasi and Klingon in a mad
debate that got quite heated at one point,Missing Linc commenting about holding
a bottle in his fanny....WHOA DUDE.....too much information or the fact
that Wedgie was bragging about his mass orgy with all the MU-Fugly chicks from
the speed dating session at our last run.
(what a weird buncha people I share my life with come a Tuesday)
Of course,one (being me) must also mention that Orful Fuk was as
usual,trying to be in on everything and kept messing with the driver and the
windows,but was soon put in his place by.....well.....Ezee Ryder (being
me).
After annoying the poor driver to no end,he finally got totally fed up
with us and we were promptly ejected by Hagley Park before the hospital
stop,where I'm quite sure he flipped us the bird as he tromped on the gas and
left us in his dust!!!!!
We were FINALLY on trail at that point,well,some of us anyway.....the
runners went on down by the river while the rest of us walkers,were able to see
where they were headed and being the great short cutting ba*tards that Dagy
wants us to be,cheated by crossing the broken bridge that goes by the rear of
the hospital......(Ezee Ryder ..being me..said REAR )
We passed the runners who then went on up and round gawd knows where,to
go by the Bridge of Remembrance whilst a couple of us (being me Vasi and Oxy) short cutted just a tad.
Now,it was at this point that I went to cross the street at I believe
Armagh,and happened to look down and see a check,to which I yelled it out but
got fussed at to no end by Dagy and Navi for seeming to do it wrong.....I know
he's gonna chastise me here,but I'm still not real sure what I did wrong.
As the group finally came back together,we found ourselves back tracking
and coming out right in front of Chists College which SUCKS cause it means I
gotta (being Ezee Ryder ) behave myself cause my a* works there.
As we were crossing Rollerston,there were some boys who thought it was
funny to start yelling ONON at us as they had heard us saying it......they WERE
NOT some of my (being me) boys just so you know,but rather some obnoxious Asian
twits who thought they were being cute.....they were not.
We soon found ourselves just inside the park again for Pi** stop one B as
Glo-worm called it,and were then sent on through the park to find pi** stop 2.
It was here where Oxy repeated over and over and over and over that we
were going to the hospital to pick up the bus from there.....this was a
conversation she had been having with the wind since we got off the FIRST damn
bus.....oh for crying out loud .
We dragged a** over and through till we made it out at the Oval for the
last pi** stop where we ended up getting the bus OnHome,with a different driver
who was also perplexed as to who the hell we all were.
On the home bound trip,Orful ONCE AGAIN made himself annoying by messing
with the SAME DAMN WINDOW and getting on yet another drivers nerves.....(insert
eye roll here),while in the mean time,Klingon and Vasi had given up the debate
they were having on the first leg of the journey and having sex
instead,Dagy was seen on his cell talking to someone about e-mails not
sent out yet,Supreme was trying to chat with Missing Linc who was still harping
on about bottles and fannies,and Octopussy and Pussy Galore was still trying to
figure out how to work the hash camera .
We were finally tossed off the bus on Teesdale and hoofed it back to the
house of worm and set about with the fines and what not.
I,(being me,being Ezee Ryder) was too busy holding the FLASHLIGHT so the
BBQers could see what they were doing to catch the fines,so will turn it over to
Dagy for this part.
I do know that most of the stuff I mentioned here was not used for
fines.....I'm just sayin.....
I bid you farewell form the cheap seats for this week.....OnOn