Garbage for 21st February
Rehash Glo Worm and Labrats national hash competition run on the banks of the
Waimak!
Disclaimer:- As an ex New Zealand Grandmaster I disassociate myself from any or the aforesaid competition as the current NZGM was not asked for permission to run such an exclusive event which in the event turned out to be a fix between two mechanics and therefore according to the rules being made up as we go along ……..invalid! The NZGM gets these e.mails!!!!
Ha Ha!
However….A great night was had by all and the shiggy part of the trail scored
as the best bit of trail since the old King died!
OK, enough of the cr** and on with the show..
All were milling around with no piss; until Linc finally arrived from the wrong direction. Turned out he had been fishing and wanted “just one last cast” because he had not caught anything. Finally the hare called the pack together and issued complicated instructions as to who could win, lose or be mediocre.
Off wented the pack and the thinnkers drifted left towards the river while the
front runners headed West. After a mile or three the trail did a U turn and came
back to meet the drifters who were hanging around the On trail. That was the
last that was seen of the runners by the slow and lame because the trail ziggy
zogged for miles and miles and miles to the first piss stop by a lonely picnic
table in the bundu.
A bit or ra ra and slurp slurp and the pack set off again on the long trek down the stop bank towards outer Kaiapoi. Finally, with the frb’s in full flight a mile or so ahead; the trail ddddddducked into the maquis and onto an mtb track with some luvly smelly shiggy on it. In fact it was the best mud run for a long long time. Well found Glo Worm. It was noted that flapper and Worker Shirka played around in it for a while, at least until their piss started to run out.
Trail then wended it’s way to the second piss stop which was the finish line of
the conmpetition and I was proud to find I came in 6th out of 27.Well done dagy
( no one else will say that) and well sone Milft who waved the chequered
flag for an hour while the stragglers and Oxy came in.
Wo Wo had to be searched for and was found frolicking in the mud because it
reminded him of something in his long distant past.
Now the tricky part……..fines, and as I forgot my tape recorder and cannot
read my writing at the best of times……here is a mock up of them.
Lusty for belching in my face.
Odd Job for wingeing about a scratch
MILFT for holding proceedings up yet again
WoWo for playing in the mud too much
Glo worm for losing his bin
POTW To Just Noze from Brick SH
Just Noze for getting the (sic) NZ HHH champs vessel
Oxy from the RA
Odd Job and 007
One Loos gave one to someone………..and I really must write more clearly but
will blame the lack of fines on it getting dark and I could not see to write.
Next weeks run. The Lincoln pub “The Famous Grouse” meet inside and enjoy the new bar… bike trail, running trail and walkers trail. Several piss stops. Bike trail by SIF, Run trail by Dagy. Walkers trail by anonymous.
Hares needed for some of March, don’t be shy or Lusty will get heavy.
Heads up on Doris:- He called in for a cuppa yesterday. In for his biopsy today. In good spirits but little hope of a remission. Walking with the aid of a stick . Hopefully in a couple of weeks we will know how long he has got. There will be no funeral but probably an invite when his ashes are scattered near the Hurunui. With luck that will not be for a few months yet.
On On
Dagy