Garbage for 23rd October
GARBAGE for WoWo’s run – Waimak river bridge – 23rd October 2012
“LATE AGAIN!.... WORM. Look I’ve had just about enough of this. Every Wednesday for
the last 5 years you’ve shown up obviously hungover, unshaven, and your knees
still have dirt from yesterday. You’re a bloody disgrace! And what’s with all
the bananas? Big run was it?”
“Yes boss, Wowo always brings lots of bananas to hash, it was his run last night.
He’s like 100 years old, runs like he’s had a double hip replacement and they
put his hips round the wrong way and has done more hash runs than you’ve had hot
dinners ‘ol bean.”
“So where was this ‘run’ then?”
“We met at the jet boat ramp below the Waimak SH1 Bridge. Frigid and Bagshag got
lost as usual. The new GCH3 tent was there looking resplendent in the early
evening hue and very functional. So we just hung around enjoying the tent,
smashing beers and waiting for a JM to show up to start the run, but none did.
So at 5 to 7 Oxy cried:” “ Hey guys its 5 to 7! Are we gonna get this run
underway or what?!” “So we found trail which did a loop to the old bridge and
back to the new, then ONON along the stopbank. With trail markings every
5th step it was easy to follow. After a couple of checks and zig-zags
through the trees, then a quick jaunt down the river bank we found the first
P.S, where more ‘experienced’ hashers MissingLinc and Wank Plank were already
waiting thanks to some brilliant shortcutting.
The run started at the jet-boat ramp and there were too many dogs to count.... WoWo
with son, Tony, in tow... brilliant night with heaps of bananas and the odd
tangelo to boot..
“LATE AGAIN!.... WORM. Look I’ve had just about enough of this. Every Wednesday for
the last 5 years you’ve shown up obviously hungover, unshaven, and your knees
still have dirt from yesterday. You’re a bloody disgrace! And what’s with all
the bananas? Big run was it?”
“Yes boss, Wowo always brings lots of bananas to hash, it was his run last night.
He’s like 100 years old, runs like he’s had a double hip replacement and they
put his hips round the wrong way and has done more hash runs than you’ve had hot
dinners ‘ol bean.”
“So where was this ‘run’ then?”
“We met at the jet boat ramp below the Waimak SH1 Bridge. Frigid and Bagshag got
lost as usual. The new GCH3 tent was there looking resplendent in the early
evening hue and very functional. So we just hung around enjoying the tent,
smashing beers and waiting for a JM to show up to start the run, but none did.
So at 5 to 7 Oxy cried:” “ Hey guys its 5 to 7! Are we gonna get this run
underway or what?!” “So we found trail which did a loop to the old bridge and
back to the new, then ONON along the stopbank. With trail markings every
5th step it was easy to follow. After a couple of checks and zig-zags
through the trees, then a quick jaunt down the river bank we found the first
P.S, where more ‘experienced’ hashers MissingLinc and Wank Plank were already
waiting thanks to some brilliant shortcutting.
The run started at the jet-boat ramp and there were too many dogs to count.... WoWo
with son, Tony, in tow... brilliant night with heaps of bananas and the odd
tangelo to boot..
Figure 1 – Suspicious vagina-shaped check found while out on
trail. Figure 2 – BBQ pit – but where are all the bananas?
trail. Figure 2 – BBQ pit – but where are all the bananas?
oNoN,
Best regards,
G. L. O’Worm