Garbage for 24th December
BOND FAMILY CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA
24 DECEMBER
CHCHH3 RUN:1879
89 Loburn Kowai Road
(To the tune of The Pogues - Fairytale of New York plus poetic licence!)
It was Christmas Evening, at Garden City Hash, and 007 said to me, "won't do another one",
And DAGY sang a song,
a rare old hashing tune, I turned my face away, and dreamed about beer,
Got on my GPS, came in at 3pm,
I've got a feeling,
That hash will start late,
So Hashy Christmas,
We love to hash a lot,
I can see lots of fines,
When the run is over
We've got FINGERS and DAGY from Garden City,
but all of the others are from Christchurch Hash,
WONG WEI he is running, and not getting lost,
MRS BALLS stays behind to mind all our stash
007's handsome, PUSSY's pretty, queen of Loburn City
But BAG SHAG and FRIGID still couldn't find hash
AYAM KAMPONG's not bathing
the llamas need shaving
and FLAPPER & KLINGON are walking the dogs
And DAGY from Garden City Hash was singing all the way,
and the purple death came out for fines that day
It was Christmas Evening, at Garden City Hash, and 007 said to me, "won't do another one",
And DAGY sang a song,
a rare old hashing tune, I turned my face away, and dreamed about beer,
Got on my GPS, came in at 3pm,
I've got a feeling,
That hash will start late,
So Hashy Christmas,
We love to hash a lot,
I can see lots of fines,
When the run is over
We've got FINGERS and DAGY from Garden City,
but all of the others are from Christchurch Hash,
WONG WEI he is running, and not getting lost,
MRS BALLS stays behind to mind all our stash
007's handsome, PUSSY's pretty, queen of Loburn City
But BAG SHAG and FRIGID still couldn't find hash
AYAM KAMPONG's not bathing
the llamas need shaving
and FLAPPER & KLINGON are walking the dogs
And DAGY from Garden City Hash was singing all the way,
and the purple death came out for fines that day
HAPPY CHRISTMAS YOU ARSES, HOPE IT'S NOT OUR LAST!
SOME
PHYNES:
Yip, There were lots. As it was
Christmas DAGY had us in a
sitting circle and let us choose our own fines, smooth, rough, or purple death.
Many fines were had, as they were from
both GARDEN CITY and CHRISTCHURCH
HASH books, so here goes:
007, PUSSY GALORE, OCTOPUSSY - hares
FUCT, SHEAR ENJOYMENT, WONG WEI & AYAM KAMPONG - visitors
to Garden City Hash
BAG SHAG - running
STD & DINGALING- Mr & Mrs Claus
GO'N'DOWN - carrying VIAGRA across the river
KLINGON - using Toby as a yo-yo
FINGERS, DAGY, FRIGID, BAG SHAG, SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE, BRICK,
SKIDZ, WONG WEI, FLAPPER and AYAM KAMPONG - late
BRICK - lack of imagination on trail
FLAPPER - over happy dog
SKIDZ - 21
007 - hero worshipping
VIAGRA OCTOPUSSY -accessorising with the 4WD
DAGY - blinding all the hashers
PHYNES:
Yip, There were lots. As it was
Christmas DAGY had us in a
sitting circle and let us choose our own fines, smooth, rough, or purple death.
Many fines were had, as they were from
both GARDEN CITY and CHRISTCHURCH
HASH books, so here goes:
007, PUSSY GALORE, OCTOPUSSY - hares
FUCT, SHEAR ENJOYMENT, WONG WEI & AYAM KAMPONG - visitors
to Garden City Hash
BAG SHAG - running
STD & DINGALING- Mr & Mrs Claus
GO'N'DOWN - carrying VIAGRA across the river
KLINGON - using Toby as a yo-yo
FINGERS, DAGY, FRIGID, BAG SHAG, SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE, BRICK,
SKIDZ, WONG WEI, FLAPPER and AYAM KAMPONG - late
BRICK - lack of imagination on trail
FLAPPER - over happy dog
SKIDZ - 21
007 - hero worshipping
VIAGRA OCTOPUSSY -accessorising with the 4WD
DAGY - blinding all the hashers