Garbage for 24th January
Rehash Navigator and Nice But’s “Sign of The Bellbird” perambulation!
A luvly bit of sun and blue heavens (great song) saw a stream of bikes
puffing their way to the Bellbird and past while a desultory straggle of Hashers
crucified the journey by burning vast quantities of fossils.
The trail started down and kept going down for a looooooooooooooooong time
with the pack calling loudly. At the bottom was a predictable check back but
finding the On was a bit trickier. With the help of SSS (who showed he is
painfully well adjusted and observant) along with Pulled Out and Just Noze
in tow having finally arrived the pack gasped and wheezed it’s way back into
existence. Thereafter trail cruised to the first piss stop at the top of
Kennedys Bush Track. Here SIF – another latey complained about the lack of
calling and three young giggling totties roared off into the sunset
Before we could way LAY them.
Trail resumed with a scenic tour of the closed track below the bluffs so that we could
watch the effervescent vista of the harbour as the wilting sun dimmed it’s candle for the day. The second piss stop turned out to be a trick and trail ended back at the Bellbird where self was accosted to provide historical reference to the existence of the building. Why me, an import from Yorkshire. However, it turned out that no one else knew sh**from clay about it so the following info was provided in verbal format:-
Harry Ell, died 1934 had a vision in the early 1900’s to have a road along the hilltops of the peninsula to connect scenic reserves together. The Bellbird was built in
1914. Others built were the Takahe, the Packhorse and the Kiwi in 1916. Ell
himself lived there and the gateway you see today was a tollgate with the toll
only stopping in1934. Of course the whole road and way stations were never
finished.
Back to the garbage:-
Fines
SIF for false accusation over calling.
Odd Job for presuming I would fine him and drinking before we could stop him.
007 for not teaching his son to smell a woman who is hot for it from 3 miles away. ( you had to be there)
MILFT for sneaking into the piss stop
Same for demonstrating how to fall.
Nice But for writing in Sister Maureen’s run number in and wrongly..
007 for his 50th of a few weeks ago????????????????
Pulled out for trying to look up 007 under D for double????????? God help Cashmere High!
OF for not doing any of the trail at all from the RA.
This weeks run:- Lusty 12 Horotane Valley. Bring spare shoes and sox or
wear waders. Park on the road. If you miss the start of this one you miss the
whole run, so GET THERE EARLY!
On On
Dagy