Garbage for 24th July
Rehash SIF and Dagy’s Halswell superior trail.
Garbage written by Ezeee with addins by
Dagy1
Add in:- Hope you enjoyed the food, all vege’s from my garden including wire worm in the carrots, Mold on the turnips, flies in the pumpkin, big wormy things in the spuds and dirt on the parsnips. Hope you are all well but that’s what you get from winter veges!!!
I now call to order for very first meeting ever,of the Drowned Rat
Society.....not to be confused with the Dead Poet Society at all
BOY was it wet.....
.............
.....pleeeeeease.....you
filthy minded bunch !!!!! It was raining
!!!!!
We all met up at the home of Dagy and Fingers,to the blissful aroma of something stewing away in the pot.....YUMMY.....and hung round whilst waiting for the rest of the crew to show their faces,
Lemme tell ya's,it was a yuckey night for sure but there are SOME of us who c*m rain or shine....some more than others.....( insert jazz hands here
Anyways,once the majority finally showed
up,we were ONON even....OMG ....Firkin and SsangYong.....the
mind boggles at the thought......but they did ONLY go two stops so it doesn't really count
now does it !!!!
I am glad Ezee Ryder (being me) was hanging back a bit because
nobody got to see her whack herself in the nose with her umbrella
,it was NOT a pretty sight at all.
She did it so hard it brought tears to her eyes for sure.
Shortly after getting underway and being able to catch up to Klingon
and Navi who were in deep discussion about how to get
Nice But....home,Navimust have been so into the conversation that he did not notice the tree that jumped out in front of him and tried to kick is ass,and was almost successful had it not been for Klingon who put on his Canadian Super Hero Costume.....CAPTAIN
MAPLE LEAF.....to rescue poor Navi and his brolly from the clutches of the evil forest.
Seriously Navi......watch where your going next time man,that poor tree didn"t
do anything to warrant you trying to beat the shit out of it.
After a couple of lost trails by the front runners gawd knows who they were (Firkin
and SsangYong) as I hung back the whole night......we made it to piss stop one and had a bit of a giggle while checking out the water damage we all seemed to suffer from.
In Sif's defense,he did set a real good trail,we were just
too f**ken cold to notice.
Away we were again,with Firkin at the helm.....again.....across a park through a parking area,across the street to piss stop two.....f**k that was a short one.....where we met up with the true late cu**ers.....Vasi,Just Knows and Pulled Out.
Pulled Out showed us all up by being in dress clothes to include
boots.....NICE HASH GEAR YA HUSSEY
Now,since I have been accused of being long winded,and it was cold,and I can't be bothered writing anymore,I'm gonna close up with the fines now,so here
goes.......
Addin:-
the trail then superbly left the supermarket carpark to superbly go on a
superb back check down a mostly dry creek bed. A superb loop then saw the pack
into the third piss stop after which On home was called with Dagy superbly
sending the pack the long way home.
007..................run #60
Klingon............run #49
Boobs.............virgin Garden City run
Lusty..............loose lips
Vasi...............changing the rules
Pulled Out......can't recall the first one but she nominated Navi
Pulled Out......for the dress clothes,nominated Klingon this time
Lusty.............fondling Dagy's handle
007...............not going far enuff
Boobs............potty mouth
Sif..................spreading germs
A note to
Lab Rat here.....it has been brought to our
(our being me) attention that you were absent due to your car being "away"
getting pretty and you did not want Gremmie's germs all through it,I have to say that I TOTALLY understand this, as my bike ( the horse ) is currently at the spa getting gussied up shall we say.
I was told though,to mention your
lame ass excuse here and that if you tried to pull a fast one again,you would be
strung up by your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and left for dead!
AUTHORS NOTE.....thanks to
Fingers for opening up her home to us all and to
Dagy for a real good HOT stewey thing
ONON from the cheap seats my friends,till next week and
S M D
side bar.....next one
won't be so damn short.....Garbage that
is
Garbage written by Ezeee with addins by
Dagy1
Add in:- Hope you enjoyed the food, all vege’s from my garden including wire worm in the carrots, Mold on the turnips, flies in the pumpkin, big wormy things in the spuds and dirt on the parsnips. Hope you are all well but that’s what you get from winter veges!!!
I now call to order for very first meeting ever,of the Drowned Rat
Society.....not to be confused with the Dead Poet Society at all
BOY was it wet.....
.............
.....pleeeeeease.....you
filthy minded bunch !!!!! It was raining
!!!!!
We all met up at the home of Dagy and Fingers,to the blissful aroma of something stewing away in the pot.....YUMMY.....and hung round whilst waiting for the rest of the crew to show their faces,
Lemme tell ya's,it was a yuckey night for sure but there are SOME of us who c*m rain or shine....some more than others.....( insert jazz hands here
Anyways,once the majority finally showed
up,we were ONON even....OMG ....Firkin and SsangYong.....the
mind boggles at the thought......but they did ONLY go two stops so it doesn't really count
now does it !!!!
I am glad Ezee Ryder (being me) was hanging back a bit because
nobody got to see her whack herself in the nose with her umbrella
,it was NOT a pretty sight at all.
She did it so hard it brought tears to her eyes for sure.
Shortly after getting underway and being able to catch up to Klingon
and Navi who were in deep discussion about how to get
Nice But....home,Navimust have been so into the conversation that he did not notice the tree that jumped out in front of him and tried to kick is ass,and was almost successful had it not been for Klingon who put on his Canadian Super Hero Costume.....CAPTAIN
MAPLE LEAF.....to rescue poor Navi and his brolly from the clutches of the evil forest.
Seriously Navi......watch where your going next time man,that poor tree didn"t
do anything to warrant you trying to beat the shit out of it.
After a couple of lost trails by the front runners gawd knows who they were (Firkin
and SsangYong) as I hung back the whole night......we made it to piss stop one and had a bit of a giggle while checking out the water damage we all seemed to suffer from.
In Sif's defense,he did set a real good trail,we were just
too f**ken cold to notice.
Away we were again,with Firkin at the helm.....again.....across a park through a parking area,across the street to piss stop two.....f**k that was a short one.....where we met up with the true late cu**ers.....Vasi,Just Knows and Pulled Out.
Pulled Out showed us all up by being in dress clothes to include
boots.....NICE HASH GEAR YA HUSSEY
Now,since I have been accused of being long winded,and it was cold,and I can't be bothered writing anymore,I'm gonna close up with the fines now,so here
goes.......
Addin:-
the trail then superbly left the supermarket carpark to superbly go on a
superb back check down a mostly dry creek bed. A superb loop then saw the pack
into the third piss stop after which On home was called with Dagy superbly
sending the pack the long way home.
007..................run #60
Klingon............run #49
Boobs.............virgin Garden City run
Lusty..............loose lips
Vasi...............changing the rules
Pulled Out......can't recall the first one but she nominated Navi
Pulled Out......for the dress clothes,nominated Klingon this time
Lusty.............fondling Dagy's handle
007...............not going far enuff
Boobs............potty mouth
Sif..................spreading germs
A note to
Lab Rat here.....it has been brought to our
(our being me) attention that you were absent due to your car being "away"
getting pretty and you did not want Gremmie's germs all through it,I have to say that I TOTALLY understand this, as my bike ( the horse ) is currently at the spa getting gussied up shall we say.
I was told though,to mention your
lame ass excuse here and that if you tried to pull a fast one again,you would be
strung up by your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and left for dead!
AUTHORS NOTE.....thanks to
Fingers for opening up her home to us all and to
Dagy for a real good HOT stewey thing
ONON from the cheap seats my friends,till next week and
S M D
side bar.....next one
won't be so damn short.....Garbage that
is