Garbage for 26th Feb
Part 1
some garbage for you re tuesday night in town
new faces and some out of towners , piss poor instructions , Pluto charged off down
Riccarton Ave on wrong side of the marked trail, duh, the sheep meandered into
hagley park and cruised around until the jackboot found trail and headed off
like the pied piper, only a few followed, as we were all admiring the flowers
etc. trail vapourised after vasie heard the sh**hole
voice of dagy telling the visitors how he is going to rebuild the city, so the
rats went to Dagys vantage point in the square, then once again he led us on a
trail with bugger all flour until we found a check near latimer sq
etc etc
NEXT WEEK
984 Shands Road, Broadfield, past the burnt trees on the right, park in truck yard,
DONT walk in the oil on the driveway, it contains a glu that adheres to
everything.
this trail will have numerous fence crossings, rock face and irrigation
ditches to traverse. not to mention charcoal residue from the fire. bring your
own bandaids etc
Part 2
GARDEN CITY RUN 3,478,422
THE Garbage Klingons and Firkins run 26/2/2013
Yes I know, should have sent it sooner but when have such a
busy an exciting life like mine you would struggle too. If only I could
remember what my life was like, I blame the dementia.
We all gathered at the Pegaus Arms, or were we gathered in the arms of
Pegasus ? Wait, Pegasus doesn't even have arms - it has wings !
Why on earth did they not call the pub the Pegasus Wings. What were they
thinking, or rather, drinking.
After consuming copious quantities of hash piss we staggered
off into town following the trail, when we could find it that is. After going
thru part of hagley park when came to a Wankers and Rapists split (sorry,
Walker and Runners) and being the ultra fit bastard that I am, I
walked.
Quite a few of us stopped following trail and followed Dagy (or
rather his voice) because he has the powers of the Pied Piper. Well at least
in his own mind. We falsely assumed he was following trail, but unbeknown to
us Dagy had appoinited himself as Hash House Harrier official tour guide, and
was showing out visitors (Puff, Clicket, Xerox, Adonis etc) the sights of
the city like the ruined Cathedral and the cardboard cut out of one.
After they had seen what is left of our city, it was ON ON to the
piss stop Think it was Latimer or Cranmer Square but if you really want to be
accurate it was a rectangle with a patch of grass inside the borders. There
might have been another piss stop but whose counting, certainly not me as I
have not learned how to do that yet.
After a drink or three it was onto Ezy Ryders place where we congregated in
her driveway and ate her food.
But before it was laid out on the table, Ezy
Ryder laid herself out on the table (well at least her tits !) The cameras
came out (that's cameras not
cocks you filthy bastards) and several snaps
were taken of her in just a bra and shorts.
We were all shocked as the food was supposed to be eaten off
this (the table not her tits !). Rumour has it these photos will appear in a
glamour magazine. To protect Ezy's privacy it was suggested she should go
under a pseudonym like say - Sleazy Glider !
Then it was onto the fines:
Navi - whingeing
Oxy - still selling T-shirts when the fines
were on Visitors - see above
Easy - spooning jelly (u had to be there) and
pointing Hares - not
purchasing enough flour Clicket - hiding in bushes
(probably waiting to be
found) Pluto - walking SIF - on the phone Vassie -
Pointing and following
Dagy Bag Shag - losing her phone (on previous run)
Adonis - Making Clicket
go on a tramp (or was that a tramp got on Clicket ?)
From there we has to walk all the way back to the Pegasus Wings
where we did our best to con the Quiz night compere (XBOX) out of the
prizes.
Alas, he's a tight bastard and gave them to the people that earnt them.
NEXT RUN: SIF - 984 SHANDS ROAD BROADFIELD , past the burnt trees
on the right, park in truck yard and DON'T walk in the oil on the
driveway.
See SIF'S e-mail.
Dagy here and thanks to Frigid for the
garbage. Good one!! On On
some garbage for you re tuesday night in town
new faces and some out of towners , piss poor instructions , Pluto charged off down
Riccarton Ave on wrong side of the marked trail, duh, the sheep meandered into
hagley park and cruised around until the jackboot found trail and headed off
like the pied piper, only a few followed, as we were all admiring the flowers
etc. trail vapourised after vasie heard the sh**hole
voice of dagy telling the visitors how he is going to rebuild the city, so the
rats went to Dagys vantage point in the square, then once again he led us on a
trail with bugger all flour until we found a check near latimer sq
etc etc
NEXT WEEK
984 Shands Road, Broadfield, past the burnt trees on the right, park in truck yard,
DONT walk in the oil on the driveway, it contains a glu that adheres to
everything.
this trail will have numerous fence crossings, rock face and irrigation
ditches to traverse. not to mention charcoal residue from the fire. bring your
own bandaids etc
Part 2
GARDEN CITY RUN 3,478,422
THE Garbage Klingons and Firkins run 26/2/2013
Yes I know, should have sent it sooner but when have such a
busy an exciting life like mine you would struggle too. If only I could
remember what my life was like, I blame the dementia.
We all gathered at the Pegaus Arms, or were we gathered in the arms of
Pegasus ? Wait, Pegasus doesn't even have arms - it has wings !
Why on earth did they not call the pub the Pegasus Wings. What were they
thinking, or rather, drinking.
After consuming copious quantities of hash piss we staggered
off into town following the trail, when we could find it that is. After going
thru part of hagley park when came to a Wankers and Rapists split (sorry,
Walker and Runners) and being the ultra fit bastard that I am, I
walked.
Quite a few of us stopped following trail and followed Dagy (or
rather his voice) because he has the powers of the Pied Piper. Well at least
in his own mind. We falsely assumed he was following trail, but unbeknown to
us Dagy had appoinited himself as Hash House Harrier official tour guide, and
was showing out visitors (Puff, Clicket, Xerox, Adonis etc) the sights of
the city like the ruined Cathedral and the cardboard cut out of one.
After they had seen what is left of our city, it was ON ON to the
piss stop Think it was Latimer or Cranmer Square but if you really want to be
accurate it was a rectangle with a patch of grass inside the borders. There
might have been another piss stop but whose counting, certainly not me as I
have not learned how to do that yet.
After a drink or three it was onto Ezy Ryders place where we congregated in
her driveway and ate her food.
But before it was laid out on the table, Ezy
Ryder laid herself out on the table (well at least her tits !) The cameras
came out (that's cameras not
cocks you filthy bastards) and several snaps
were taken of her in just a bra and shorts.
We were all shocked as the food was supposed to be eaten off
this (the table not her tits !). Rumour has it these photos will appear in a
glamour magazine. To protect Ezy's privacy it was suggested she should go
under a pseudonym like say - Sleazy Glider !
Then it was onto the fines:
Navi - whingeing
Oxy - still selling T-shirts when the fines
were on Visitors - see above
Easy - spooning jelly (u had to be there) and
pointing Hares - not
purchasing enough flour Clicket - hiding in bushes
(probably waiting to be
found) Pluto - walking SIF - on the phone Vassie -
Pointing and following
Dagy Bag Shag - losing her phone (on previous run)
Adonis - Making Clicket
go on a tramp (or was that a tramp got on Clicket ?)
From there we has to walk all the way back to the Pegasus Wings
where we did our best to con the Quiz night compere (XBOX) out of the
prizes.
Alas, he's a tight bastard and gave them to the people that earnt them.
NEXT RUN: SIF - 984 SHANDS ROAD BROADFIELD , past the burnt trees
on the right, park in truck yard and DON'T walk in the oil on the
driveway.
See SIF'S e-mail.
Dagy here and thanks to Frigid for the
garbage. Good one!! On On