Garbage for 28th February
Rehash Run Number 1538 in which Dagy got pissed before the run and was
obnoxious to one and all……….nothing new there then!
My excuse was to work all day, nothing to drink and then cycled out to near
Lincoln and then set the run, had a pint of beer before going back to SIF’s where he put a full bottle of whisky in front of me. Not the best thing to do to a dehydrated piss head! Of course I took full advantage of it.
obnoxious to one and all……….nothing new there then!
My excuse was to work all day, nothing to drink and then cycled out to near
Lincoln and then set the run, had a pint of beer before going back to SIF’s where he put a full bottle of whisky in front of me. Not the best thing to do to a dehydrated piss head! Of course I took full advantage of it.
So, turned up at the pub in the big red fire engine of Sif’s and can’t really
remember much until I manned the fire hose to give Link a good watering.
Unfortunately he got the first blast of rancid water that had been in the hose
for a year or more. Stinking like the sh** ponds he had just been past he
decided to head home and the shower and bleach bottle.
remember much until I manned the fire hose to give Link a good watering.
Unfortunately he got the first blast of rancid water that had been in the hose
for a year or more. Stinking like the sh** ponds he had just been past he
decided to head home and the shower and bleach bottle.
WoWo also received a good soaking but his water was a little more acceptable and
being an old Final experienced hasher he had a full change of clothes in his wagon. The local house owners seemed to enjoy watching everyone get wet as they all came outdoors to watch the fun…Roared to the last piss stop at Sam and Sallly’s place and On home by which time I was barely comprehensible even to the Missus who is used to it.
Just asked the war office and she informs me that absolutely nothing happened
during the run until the fire hose came out. Bugger!
Now, because I was persisted, the missus turned the tape recorder on but did
not put it close enough so I will give you the fines I can:-
SIF and self for being hares.
SIF 300 runs
Triple S 150 runs
TITS to SIF
Just Noze forgot the POTW
Bag Shag for 199
Firkin and shithouse for not doing the run.
The RA wishes to remind you all that you have to at least get to the
first check to claim a run.
Other fines I remember are Wowo for being a hard man
Self for being pissed
Vasy for something
A Dob from Milft to Labrat for something
Finally we have to say goodbye to Sister Maureen who is heading to warmer
climes in OZ
Thanks to SIF for the use of his fire engine.
On On
A now sober Dagy!
being an old Final experienced hasher he had a full change of clothes in his wagon. The local house owners seemed to enjoy watching everyone get wet as they all came outdoors to watch the fun…Roared to the last piss stop at Sam and Sallly’s place and On home by which time I was barely comprehensible even to the Missus who is used to it.
Just asked the war office and she informs me that absolutely nothing happened
during the run until the fire hose came out. Bugger!
Now, because I was persisted, the missus turned the tape recorder on but did
not put it close enough so I will give you the fines I can:-
SIF and self for being hares.
SIF 300 runs
Triple S 150 runs
TITS to SIF
Just Noze forgot the POTW
Bag Shag for 199
Firkin and shithouse for not doing the run.
The RA wishes to remind you all that you have to at least get to the
first check to claim a run.
Other fines I remember are Wowo for being a hard man
Self for being pissed
Vasy for something
A Dob from Milft to Labrat for something
Finally we have to say goodbye to Sister Maureen who is heading to warmer
climes in OZ
Thanks to SIF for the use of his fire engine.
On On
A now sober Dagy!