Garbage for 3rd July
Location..... 269 Armagh St , Central City
Weather.....cold,wet,raining,wet,miserable,wet,pouring,wet, and did I mention it
was also wet???
Well,let's begin by saying that this is my first stab at the garbage,so
everyone go Ezee on me and be patient, my ass doesn't own a computer yet,so this
shows my dedication to the cause by c*mming to the library in a friggin down
pour to get this taken care of.....only because my dumb ass said, "can I have a
shot at it?".....insert smart ass hash comments here.
(try saying smart ass hash 3 times real fast,you'll pee yourself laughing)
Anyway.....first to arrive on site was Dogs Bollocks,sporting a lovely red
scarf proclaiming to be a RED NECK,how clever.He was greeted in the driveway by
the KB Vicki,who didn't bother listening to her good friend when she was asked
to wear something patriotic or brit and showed up all in black.
Cooking Tits soon followed also wearing the RED NECK and should have been
fined because Ezee (being me) had to tell her that's what she was doing by
having the scarf on.(insert eye roll here)
Ox Fam and Missing linc came with red,white and blue war paint on their
gaces,and Ox Fam had gone the extra mile by printing some USA flags out and
taping them to popsicle sticks.She had also picked up a union jack hat and stuck
one of the flags on there as well.....DOWN WITH KING GEORGE.
She also gave Ezee Ryder (being me) a $5.00 US note as a gift.....great
Ox,thanks hun,I'll run right out and but a $2000.00 plane ticket so I can go
spend this at Walmart.
Lab Rat almost outdid em all by coming in some red and white striped
stockings,a red, white and blue hat,a really neat looking blue dress and some
cut out stars on it.
When told by Ezee Ryder (being me) that she should be wearing 13 stripes and
50 stars not the other way around,Ezee (being me) was met with a blank stare
which can only mean.....DUUUUUUUHHH.....and explained why.
Still,kudos for the effort even if she did look more like Wheres Wally than
anything.
The rest of the crew meandered in for the next 40 minutes and f*ck off was
finally called at 6:50 PM ,and even though we waited patiently,still had late
c*mmers.....nod to Pulled Out,Just Knows and Gloworm here.
WHAT A HELL OF A TRAIL.....Ezee Ryder (being me) went out on Monday and set
the most magnificent of magnificent trails to take everyone on a nice leisurely
tour of the down town area,by taking the walkers right out the driveway,across
the street,to meet them immediately with a check at the corner of Armagh and
Barbados,picking it up further on down Armagh,a quick cut across a parking lot
to the park,going up the newly opened Madras street to take a look at the piano
wearing Bulls,a sight to see indeed,along St Asaph to stand aghast at the
re-construction process,a short hop down Columbo to Ballantynes to have a look
at what is and isn't there anymore,through the cargo mall (yech) out to the
right to the piss stop outside of Scorpio Books,along the rivers edge to
Glouster (sp),a sharp right hook on to Columbo again,to gaze at the remnants of
the once great Catherdral,then back on Glouster (sp again),shagging a right to
meet up with Manchester a quick hop across the parking lot onto Armagh then on
home.
The runners had a slightly larger trail,taking them out to the left,down
Armagh,left onto Fitzgerald,past some lovely old brick buildings,left on
Kilmore,around in front of the fire department with a photo op for them at the
chair memorial,around that to Chester,right onto Barbados,then up to Armagh
where they would pick up the walkers trail.
Brilliant planning was all I could say,a lovely trail indeed,both of them in
fact,hours of work all done on foot,Ezee (being me) even jogged a bit to lay it
out.....even made her own flour stomper for the occasion.
Secretly,before the arrival of everyone,Ezee (being me) pulled Dogs Bollocks
aside to let him know that even after she so lovingly ♥ set the trail and then
went back out on Tuesday to repair it,chances are that it had washed away since
it had yet to stop pissing down.Instructions were also given to Klingon,who in
typical Canadian fashion,totally f*cked it up.
I can't actually tell you what happened on the run,because I'm not stupid
enough to try to cook a meal,play dutiful host and go out in a down
pour,nah......not gonna happen.
I do know that Firkin and SSangYong did what they always do and buggered off
to the pub,and from what I was able to piece together,a few others may have
joined them for a pint or three.....I shall get out my detective gear and try to
get to the bottom of it for you !!!
(a note from an informed party … no one followed the trail .. a mystery hare stepped in and created trail .. which lead to a PUB .. proof below…)
Weather.....cold,wet,raining,wet,miserable,wet,pouring,wet, and did I mention it
was also wet???
Well,let's begin by saying that this is my first stab at the garbage,so
everyone go Ezee on me and be patient, my ass doesn't own a computer yet,so this
shows my dedication to the cause by c*mming to the library in a friggin down
pour to get this taken care of.....only because my dumb ass said, "can I have a
shot at it?".....insert smart ass hash comments here.
(try saying smart ass hash 3 times real fast,you'll pee yourself laughing)
Anyway.....first to arrive on site was Dogs Bollocks,sporting a lovely red
scarf proclaiming to be a RED NECK,how clever.He was greeted in the driveway by
the KB Vicki,who didn't bother listening to her good friend when she was asked
to wear something patriotic or brit and showed up all in black.
Cooking Tits soon followed also wearing the RED NECK and should have been
fined because Ezee (being me) had to tell her that's what she was doing by
having the scarf on.(insert eye roll here)
Ox Fam and Missing linc came with red,white and blue war paint on their
gaces,and Ox Fam had gone the extra mile by printing some USA flags out and
taping them to popsicle sticks.She had also picked up a union jack hat and stuck
one of the flags on there as well.....DOWN WITH KING GEORGE.
She also gave Ezee Ryder (being me) a $5.00 US note as a gift.....great
Ox,thanks hun,I'll run right out and but a $2000.00 plane ticket so I can go
spend this at Walmart.
Lab Rat almost outdid em all by coming in some red and white striped
stockings,a red, white and blue hat,a really neat looking blue dress and some
cut out stars on it.
When told by Ezee Ryder (being me) that she should be wearing 13 stripes and
50 stars not the other way around,Ezee (being me) was met with a blank stare
which can only mean.....DUUUUUUUHHH.....and explained why.
Still,kudos for the effort even if she did look more like Wheres Wally than
anything.
The rest of the crew meandered in for the next 40 minutes and f*ck off was
finally called at 6:50 PM ,and even though we waited patiently,still had late
c*mmers.....nod to Pulled Out,Just Knows and Gloworm here.
WHAT A HELL OF A TRAIL.....Ezee Ryder (being me) went out on Monday and set
the most magnificent of magnificent trails to take everyone on a nice leisurely
tour of the down town area,by taking the walkers right out the driveway,across
the street,to meet them immediately with a check at the corner of Armagh and
Barbados,picking it up further on down Armagh,a quick cut across a parking lot
to the park,going up the newly opened Madras street to take a look at the piano
wearing Bulls,a sight to see indeed,along St Asaph to stand aghast at the
re-construction process,a short hop down Columbo to Ballantynes to have a look
at what is and isn't there anymore,through the cargo mall (yech) out to the
right to the piss stop outside of Scorpio Books,along the rivers edge to
Glouster (sp),a sharp right hook on to Columbo again,to gaze at the remnants of
the once great Catherdral,then back on Glouster (sp again),shagging a right to
meet up with Manchester a quick hop across the parking lot onto Armagh then on
home.
The runners had a slightly larger trail,taking them out to the left,down
Armagh,left onto Fitzgerald,past some lovely old brick buildings,left on
Kilmore,around in front of the fire department with a photo op for them at the
chair memorial,around that to Chester,right onto Barbados,then up to Armagh
where they would pick up the walkers trail.
Brilliant planning was all I could say,a lovely trail indeed,both of them in
fact,hours of work all done on foot,Ezee (being me) even jogged a bit to lay it
out.....even made her own flour stomper for the occasion.
Secretly,before the arrival of everyone,Ezee (being me) pulled Dogs Bollocks
aside to let him know that even after she so lovingly ♥ set the trail and then
went back out on Tuesday to repair it,chances are that it had washed away since
it had yet to stop pissing down.Instructions were also given to Klingon,who in
typical Canadian fashion,totally f*cked it up.
I can't actually tell you what happened on the run,because I'm not stupid
enough to try to cook a meal,play dutiful host and go out in a down
pour,nah......not gonna happen.
I do know that Firkin and SSangYong did what they always do and buggered off
to the pub,and from what I was able to piece together,a few others may have
joined them for a pint or three.....I shall get out my detective gear and try to
get to the bottom of it for you !!!
(a note from an informed party … no one followed the trail .. a mystery hare stepped in and created trail .. which lead to a PUB .. proof below…)
AND SNNYONG flirting wi…
th some hussies
th some hussies
SO imagine how f*cken upsetting it was to get rained on all Tuesday
afternoon washing away about 90% of the **D Damned trail.....son of a bi*ch.
From what I understand,even though the trail set by Ezee (being me) was
partially washed out,it didn't really matter,because Dogs Bollocks saved the day
by setting his own trail and taking everyone gawd knows where to get them the
f*ck outta my living room for at least 45 minutes.
He should have let me know this because Mr Fashionably Late
himself,Gloworm,was last to arrive,so was sent out on the correct trail,couldn't
find anyone,so came back to On Home,was told he musta screwed
up.....LMAO.....then sent back out to do it again.....LMFAO.....came back yet
again.....MPMLMAO.....then went out yet again but this time,ran it
backwards.....ROTFLMFAOPMP......(wiping tears outta my eyes and avoiding the
stares of the library patrons at this point)
Okay,the library timer says I got 14 minutes left so I best list the fines I
can remember.
Ezee.....hare
Ezee.....KB
Vicki.....KB part deux
Dogs Bollocks.....for calling linc the wrong name
Klingon.....for trying to kill a lamp post with a car
Gloworm.....for whining about not getting a shot of booze
Klingon.....for forgetting the instructions for the run
afternoon washing away about 90% of the **D Damned trail.....son of a bi*ch.
From what I understand,even though the trail set by Ezee (being me) was
partially washed out,it didn't really matter,because Dogs Bollocks saved the day
by setting his own trail and taking everyone gawd knows where to get them the
f*ck outta my living room for at least 45 minutes.
He should have let me know this because Mr Fashionably Late
himself,Gloworm,was last to arrive,so was sent out on the correct trail,couldn't
find anyone,so came back to On Home,was told he musta screwed
up.....LMAO.....then sent back out to do it again.....LMFAO.....came back yet
again.....MPMLMAO.....then went out yet again but this time,ran it
backwards.....ROTFLMFAOPMP......(wiping tears outta my eyes and avoiding the
stares of the library patrons at this point)
Okay,the library timer says I got 14 minutes left so I best list the fines I
can remember.
Ezee.....hare
Ezee.....KB
Vicki.....KB part deux
Dogs Bollocks.....for calling linc the wrong name
Klingon.....for trying to kill a lamp post with a car
Gloworm.....for whining about not getting a shot of booze
Klingon.....for forgetting the instructions for the run
Dogs Bollocks.....see above
Milf.....for apparently kissing 5 women
Ezee.....for calling Gloworm Mr Chairman
Lab Rat .....for losing a star
Missing Linc.....for something
Gloworm.....for something else
Firkin.....for something not affiliated with the above two fines
SSangYong.....for driving around the corner to the pub and not walk
Firkin.....again,not sure what for,but am guessing it had something to do
with Mariah Carey
Pulled Out.....for NOT being at the AGPU
Just Knows.....I dunno I wasn't listening
Lab Rat.....for something about trade me and money and over enthusiasm
The tits were presented to Milf for showing up
A special presentation to Klingon.....a Klingon
That's it from the cheap seats.....I promise to get a computer some day to do
this properly and to take more time being obnoxious in it,y'all know
me......
oh and before I forget....................................
a fun time was had by all and the night ended with a rendition of "Star
Spangled Saving of the Queen as God Defended New Zealand while doing the Haka in
O Canada "
the mystery garbage writer… ( S M D)
Milf.....for apparently kissing 5 women
Ezee.....for calling Gloworm Mr Chairman
Lab Rat .....for losing a star
Missing Linc.....for something
Gloworm.....for something else
Firkin.....for something not affiliated with the above two fines
SSangYong.....for driving around the corner to the pub and not walk
Firkin.....again,not sure what for,but am guessing it had something to do
with Mariah Carey
Pulled Out.....for NOT being at the AGPU
Just Knows.....I dunno I wasn't listening
Lab Rat.....for something about trade me and money and over enthusiasm
The tits were presented to Milf for showing up
A special presentation to Klingon.....a Klingon
That's it from the cheap seats.....I promise to get a computer some day to do
this properly and to take more time being obnoxious in it,y'all know
me......
oh and before I forget....................................
a fun time was had by all and the night ended with a rendition of "Star
Spangled Saving of the Queen as God Defended New Zealand while doing the Haka in
O Canada "
the mystery garbage writer… ( S M D)