Garbage for 6th March
A possible Garbage for Brick Shiithouse’s Half Marathon Dash.
6 March 2012
The crowd assembled in Tweed St at the usual time. As I did not have a
watch on I did not know who was late and who was on time, BUT Dogs Bollocks did
say “Sorry Navi – I tried to get here on time but Shrek had to go comb her
hair.” Or something like that.
After a while milling around and waiting for the usual time-challenged hashers and hussies BSH invited all present to grab a mo or eyebrows or had or (in Frigid Digit’s case, goggles.
Off we went runners this way and walkers that way. False trails, checks - you name it! For the first km anyway. Then the full trail crew settled into their ½ marathon training and completed a circuit of the Avon loop, only to meet up at Woodham Park with the short-cutting walkers who were supposed to enter from Woodham Rd but entered via Retreat Rd with the runners. Nourishment provided, and food as well.
The second half of the ½ marathon had even fewer of the circle and T markings
so those jogging the full trail became discouraged a mile or so behind Crotch
Itch who seemed inclined to make it into a solo ‘race’.
Another PS near Gayurst Rd (attended by Firkin!!!) then a 3km on-home back to
Tweed where the Missing Link was sitting quietly on the deck, neither part to
continue for long.
The circle was convened by JM Pulled Out assisted by RA Navi filling in for
the absent fines-master Dagy.
Highlight of the circle was enthusiasm (not) shown by Bag Shag on receiving
another bowl which she tried to give away. Her enthusiasm at getting the bowl seemed to impact on the chorus singing her down down song, so the energetic
Wank Plank stepped into the circle imploring a better effort. Pulled Out
welcomed this intrusion by inviting said WP to write a better song for his next
anniversary run.
Navi reversed the order and invited Just Noze to give away the POTW before
the regular fines. Awardee was xxxxx. (Can YOU remember?)
Regular fines awarded to Bag Shag (hat in the circle), Crutch Itch for being
sucked into competing belatedly for Glow-Worm’s #1 hasher cap, Vaseline Elly for
her story about a young man, One Loos and Orful Flock for each wearing the
other’s disguise, Dogs Bollocks for pretending to sneak into a mate’s place for
a beer when the truth was he was sick of the sound of a huffing puffing RA
next to him, and Wankus Plankus for recruiting high-school girl hussie.
RA informed Hashers and Hussies of Fingers’ father’s sudden demise – many
commiseratery sips.
Pleas from Lusty for hares.
Smogasborg food and sausages completed the warm evening.
On On, Navigator
The second half of the ½ marathon had even fewer of the circle and T markings
so those jogging the full trail became discouraged a mile or so behind Crotch
Itch who seemed inclined to make it into a solo ‘race’.
Another PS near Gayurst Rd (attended by Firkin!!!) then a 3km on-home back to
Tweed where the Missing Link was sitting quietly on the deck, neither part to
continue for long.
The circle was convened by JM Pulled Out assisted by RA Navi filling in for
the absent fines-master Dagy.
Highlight of the circle was enthusiasm (not) shown by Bag Shag on receiving
another bowl which she tried to give away. Her enthusiasm at getting the bowl seemed to impact on the chorus singing her down down song, so the energetic
Wank Plank stepped into the circle imploring a better effort. Pulled Out
welcomed this intrusion by inviting said WP to write a better song for his next
anniversary run.
Navi reversed the order and invited Just Noze to give away the POTW before
the regular fines. Awardee was xxxxx. (Can YOU remember?)
Regular fines awarded to Bag Shag (hat in the circle), Crutch Itch for being
sucked into competing belatedly for Glow-Worm’s #1 hasher cap, Vaseline Elly for
her story about a young man, One Loos and Orful Flock for each wearing the
other’s disguise, Dogs Bollocks for pretending to sneak into a mate’s place for
a beer when the truth was he was sick of the sound of a huffing puffing RA
next to him, and Wankus Plankus for recruiting high-school girl hussie.
RA informed Hashers and Hussies of Fingers’ father’s sudden demise – many
commiseratery sips.
Pleas from Lusty for hares.
Smogasborg food and sausages completed the warm evening.
On On, Navigator