Garbage for 8th May
Rehash Tuga’s really good run!
OK! I have finally recovered! The knee is back to normal i.e just stuffed;
the euphoria of being the only FRB to do the whole trail has subsided and the
work is piling in the door. (that last bit has nothing to do with Hash but I
thought I would add it in anyway.)
A fine crowd in jovial mood turned up at the Tuga ranch, or bike and car
emporium, eager for a thrash around the hills. We were not to be
disappointed!
Self turned up drugged bandaged and ready. I also brought an empty bottle of
0.5% alcohol beer and asked Linc if he could get some for Hash. My theory being
that I could drink ten of those when driving and still be safe while adding to
the Garden city coffers. This idea was met with derision by Linc, Firkin, Mole
and even Ezee Ryder and Ruff Seks were seen to be choking on their speights –
but that might have been over something else.
Ah well, I am nothing but a traditionalist so must agree!
Trail under way and a predictable check at the Sydenham cemetery gates. Trail
through the cem and on down Studholme rd. The pack being dragged along by 007,
Gloworm, Just Noze and Pulled out. These having raced past self and Wedgey at
the end of the cem. On over the river to a R&W split which, it turned out that 007 and Glo Worm in their haste, missed. Wedgey found it and we plowed on with Dogs and co behind us. Into Thorrington and along Cashmere and into Purau where things got a little tricky. Up the track and a fork in the road. Using the old adage of “If there is a fork in the road, take it” Wedgey and I headed left on trail. Those following headed right on trail and after much wandering about we all met up at the top on Dyers rd. Except 007 and Glo Worm of course. Up a bit to Heaton Rhodes and down the track but lost the trail again. Finally down at the river Bag Shag and Frigid called they were On the walkers trail so we joined them and headed towards Princess Margaret where JN and PO popped out of the Bowls Cashmere valley Reserve. The trail then headed round the back of the hospital for the ist piss stop. PHEW!!!
A good break with lots of jokes about the missing pair and then On to the tennis
courts and another RW split – Feeling keen but justa bout crawling by this stage, I decided on the runners trail and it turned out I was the only real hasher on deck that night. Up a track and up and up and up to Sasaran Pl and doooooooooown Bengal Drive to the Girl Guide centre ( no one in residence – I checked in every window! ) On along back towards the hospital, over the river at Ferniehurst and along Ashgrove Tce before catching up the walkers and the second Piss stop.
On home from here and a pleasant walk back through Ezee Ryders old school –
she could remember all the classrooms and the teachers and the home of her first
boyfriend!! I must be gettding old. I remember Miss Wakely cos she used to hit
me over the knuckles with a ruler. I digress!
On home and Dogs drove Labrat and self round looking for the missing persons
until a multiple phone call told us they had finally made it back.
Fines:-
Dogs for getting on to me
Mole for his Hollywood fall 1 out of 10
Ruff Seks for not liking bikers (pedal type)
Plank for having a weak bladder ( showing off his old feller)
007 and Glo Worm for being hopeless
Labrat for being on time
Lusty for 111 runs
The Hare and the Kitchen bitches Bag Shag and Worka Shirka
Dobs:-
Linc to Plank for losing his hat
Eezee Ryder to Just Noze for something
Linc to Dagy for something
Glo Worm to Wedgy for Boob pannikin
Tits:- BSH to Mole for Hollywood
Lost property to just Noze –his knife
Next Weeks run:- Firkin from the Harewood Tavern buy yer
own food, therefore $1 rip off?
AGPU 26th June juicy Workshop.
On On
Dagy