Garbage for 1st Jan 2013
Run 1880 1st January 2013
46 Bottle Lake Drive
D'ZRT & EM-DEF's HAPPY NEW YEAR
46 Bottle Lake Drive
D'ZRT & EM-DEF's HAPPY NEW YEAR
Narnia ahoy! Through the walk-in wardrobe, and not into a land of snow, but out into a lovely summer day in D'ZRT & EM-DEF's backyard, where some people were feeling very sorry for themselves, SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE showed off her broken toe, while BRICK and FRIGID were content to sit in their sunnies, no-one had as bad hangover as VIAGRA, in the biggest pair of sunnies, which did nothing to hide the greenish-white complexion and had not uttered one 'joke', since arriving! The esteemed representatives from the GC were DAGY and FINGERS, once again,(are there no other hashers in the GC?), raring to go after their 3 day bush bash through the Conway.
After a slow start comparing hangovers and New Years parties, we were off promptly at 3.30 on the dot, and DING-A-LING only had to holler at us once! SAUCE leapt into her car to meet us at the first OP, whilst the rest of us turned left past the neighbours partying hard without us, and on down the street where we were stopped short by the OP at Bottle Lake. Our Aussie visitors, GOANNA and SCRUBBER were worrying that this was all the run was, although VIAGRA perked up a bit, hoping that this was all the run. With an evil glint in his eye, EM-DEF informed us to stock his backpack with as many drinks that we needed to get us through the rest of the run, RLD and GO'N'DOWN were having none of that, and with excuses jumped into the hares van, leaving VIAGRA to struggle valiantly on. You may have noticed that SAUCE was not mentioned at the OP, even with all the whistling FLAPPER was doing, SAUCE still didn't cum, although FLAPPER did get most of the dogs, and EM-DEF to cum!
PLUTO, ever the keen runner, eventually bullied, FINGERS, GOANNA, SCRUBBER, D'ZRT and WONG WEI into joining him for the bush bash section, all leaving the walkers for dust. A secret conference was happening with some of the walkers, and it soon became clear when the rest of us took off, they were going on an ultimate short-cut, straight to the next OP. What a lovely walk/run they missed out on, as not only did we get to do a bit of bush bashing, but we got to take a romantic stroll down the beach, hand in hand, although in BAG SHAG's case it was phone in hand. STD couldn't resist, and did the intro to Baywatch a la Pam Anderson styles, sans red bathing suit. Catching up with 99.9% of the rest of the pack at the OP, we enjoyed D'ZRT, FLAPPER and the dogs splash about in the ocean, while we supped on some nice cold ones, except for SCRUBBER who swore he had put a bourbon in the bag, but all he could find was beer, problem solved when pointed out that if he found one labelled bourbon, it was more likely to contain bourbon, than one labelled beer.
When the backpacks load was lightened, it was on home, to be joined by PADDLE ME, a hasher from San Francisco, who had a hard time finding us as on a visit to Nelson Hash had been informed, "There are no other decent hashes in New Zealand". SUPA, EANIE, just asking???? :-) .
After a slow start comparing hangovers and New Years parties, we were off promptly at 3.30 on the dot, and DING-A-LING only had to holler at us once! SAUCE leapt into her car to meet us at the first OP, whilst the rest of us turned left past the neighbours partying hard without us, and on down the street where we were stopped short by the OP at Bottle Lake. Our Aussie visitors, GOANNA and SCRUBBER were worrying that this was all the run was, although VIAGRA perked up a bit, hoping that this was all the run. With an evil glint in his eye, EM-DEF informed us to stock his backpack with as many drinks that we needed to get us through the rest of the run, RLD and GO'N'DOWN were having none of that, and with excuses jumped into the hares van, leaving VIAGRA to struggle valiantly on. You may have noticed that SAUCE was not mentioned at the OP, even with all the whistling FLAPPER was doing, SAUCE still didn't cum, although FLAPPER did get most of the dogs, and EM-DEF to cum!
PLUTO, ever the keen runner, eventually bullied, FINGERS, GOANNA, SCRUBBER, D'ZRT and WONG WEI into joining him for the bush bash section, all leaving the walkers for dust. A secret conference was happening with some of the walkers, and it soon became clear when the rest of us took off, they were going on an ultimate short-cut, straight to the next OP. What a lovely walk/run they missed out on, as not only did we get to do a bit of bush bashing, but we got to take a romantic stroll down the beach, hand in hand, although in BAG SHAG's case it was phone in hand. STD couldn't resist, and did the intro to Baywatch a la Pam Anderson styles, sans red bathing suit. Catching up with 99.9% of the rest of the pack at the OP, we enjoyed D'ZRT, FLAPPER and the dogs splash about in the ocean, while we supped on some nice cold ones, except for SCRUBBER who swore he had put a bourbon in the bag, but all he could find was beer, problem solved when pointed out that if he found one labelled bourbon, it was more likely to contain bourbon, than one labelled beer.
When the backpacks load was lightened, it was on home, to be joined by PADDLE ME, a hasher from San Francisco, who had a hard time finding us as on a visit to Nelson Hash had been informed, "There are no other decent hashes in New Zealand". SUPA, EANIE, just asking???? :-) .
Our lovely visitors, GOANNA, SCRUBBER
with DING-A-LING, and
with DING-A-LING, and
and PADDLE ME, happy to be at hash!
BAG SHAG enjoying her preserved Xmas dinner.
After supplying many beverages to PADDLE ME, it was time for the fines, with a special
brew made up specially for this special FIRST HASH OF 2013, and a
special fine for BAG SHAG while we waited D'ZRT and EM-DEF to
raid their gardens, and BBQ us up some yummy burgers, sausages
and salad.
SOME
PHYNES:
D'ZRT & EM-DEF- hares
DAGY & FINGERS- representing the GC
D'ZRT & FLAPPER- the only swimmers
BRICK- getting into shirleys pants
PADDLE ME- extremely late
BAG SHAG- take home pack from the Xmas doo
VIAGRA- sickest hasher
DAGY- built in sun block
SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE- getting lost auto hashing
MOLESTERING STICK awarded to- WONG WEI-
because he wanted to know what it is for
PRICK OF THE WEEK awarded to- FLAPPER
for making dogs and EM-DEF cum
UP CUMMING CH2H3 RUNS:
1881 7 Jan KLINGON..........63 Marshlands Road, Shirley
1882 14 Jan RLD ................15A Leonie Place, Bromley
1883 21 Jan CUM DOWN ........TBA (watch this space!)
1884 28 Jan GO'N DOWN..........28 Eglington Street, Avondale
1885 4 Feb VIAGRA .63 Teesdale St, Burnside
1886 11 Feb WONG WEI ....79B Deans Ave, Riccarton
NOTICEBOARD:
Saturday 5th Januaryfrom
11am @ Camp Bay, Purau. Hussies invited to do a
bit of Kayaking (supplied by D'ZRT & EM-DEF)and
swimming. Bring Togs, towel, your own food and drink. Return at about 4pm to catch the movie. Contact FLAPPER for more details: 0277736382
Saturday 5th
January Hussies movie night (Life of Pi in 3D).See the trailer
here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7WBfntqUoA.
Reading Cinemas at The Palms so we can enjoy a nice meal
at Cocopelli, some stuff on their menu sounds
yum: http://www.cocopelli.co.nz/menuThe movie starts at 9pm, so let's meet upstairs at the movies at 7pm where we can purchase our tickets
and pick some good seats, then head downstairs for
a meal. Contact GO'N'DOWN for more details:
0211820304
Saturday
12 January from 6pm @ 269 Armagh Street. Help EZEE RYDER
celebrate her 1 year mile stone in NZ. Bring a chair and
whatever poison is to your liking. Contact EZEE RYDER for
morE details: 0223266399
Friday 8th
February from 7.30pm @ 79B Deans Ave. WONG WEI invites you to celebrate Chinese New Year. This year is year of the Snake. Bring
drinkies and anything else you need to. For more info
contact WONG WEI: 02108294935
E
Hope that veryone has a great year this year, and HAPPY
HASHING!
On On,
STD
After supplying many beverages to PADDLE ME, it was time for the fines, with a special
brew made up specially for this special FIRST HASH OF 2013, and a
special fine for BAG SHAG while we waited D'ZRT and EM-DEF to
raid their gardens, and BBQ us up some yummy burgers, sausages
and salad.
SOME
PHYNES:
D'ZRT & EM-DEF- hares
DAGY & FINGERS- representing the GC
D'ZRT & FLAPPER- the only swimmers
BRICK- getting into shirleys pants
PADDLE ME- extremely late
BAG SHAG- take home pack from the Xmas doo
VIAGRA- sickest hasher
DAGY- built in sun block
SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE- getting lost auto hashing
MOLESTERING STICK awarded to- WONG WEI-
because he wanted to know what it is for
PRICK OF THE WEEK awarded to- FLAPPER
for making dogs and EM-DEF cum
UP CUMMING CH2H3 RUNS:
1881 7 Jan KLINGON..........63 Marshlands Road, Shirley
1882 14 Jan RLD ................15A Leonie Place, Bromley
1883 21 Jan CUM DOWN ........TBA (watch this space!)
1884 28 Jan GO'N DOWN..........28 Eglington Street, Avondale
1885 4 Feb VIAGRA .63 Teesdale St, Burnside
1886 11 Feb WONG WEI ....79B Deans Ave, Riccarton
NOTICEBOARD:
Saturday 5th Januaryfrom
11am @ Camp Bay, Purau. Hussies invited to do a
bit of Kayaking (supplied by D'ZRT & EM-DEF)and
swimming. Bring Togs, towel, your own food and drink. Return at about 4pm to catch the movie. Contact FLAPPER for more details: 0277736382
Saturday 5th
January Hussies movie night (Life of Pi in 3D).See the trailer
here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7WBfntqUoA.
Reading Cinemas at The Palms so we can enjoy a nice meal
at Cocopelli, some stuff on their menu sounds
yum: http://www.cocopelli.co.nz/menuThe movie starts at 9pm, so let's meet upstairs at the movies at 7pm where we can purchase our tickets
and pick some good seats, then head downstairs for
a meal. Contact GO'N'DOWN for more details:
0211820304
Saturday
12 January from 6pm @ 269 Armagh Street. Help EZEE RYDER
celebrate her 1 year mile stone in NZ. Bring a chair and
whatever poison is to your liking. Contact EZEE RYDER for
morE details: 0223266399
Friday 8th
February from 7.30pm @ 79B Deans Ave. WONG WEI invites you to celebrate Chinese New Year. This year is year of the Snake. Bring
drinkies and anything else you need to. For more info
contact WONG WEI: 02108294935
E
Hope that veryone has a great year this year, and HAPPY
HASHING!
On On,
STD