Garbage for 8th Jan
Spare a thought for Sif and Jammit who only saved there
house and the business from burning down because SIF owns a fire engine. The
houses that went were there neighbours and the vineyard next door to the house
burnt out along with their front and back paddocks. So, SIF worked with his fire
engine and neighbours until 0400 this morning and then at 0600 got a call to do
a truck recovery at Springs Junction!! Jammit was the true heroine though.
Driving out to spend the night at our place she spotted a fence post on fire and
used her bottle of coke shaken up to spray it and put the fire
out!!
Rehash Link and Oxy’s post Xmas Waimak bash!
Iron Lady was back, but Paddle Me did not make it. RLD
must have kept her up late the night before?? BBAG and GMG from Phoenix had to
fly back but left a shirt and Sox for Glo Worm and Labrat for some reason. While
we are on visitors there will be three more overseas types on the run next week,
at least!
A fine crowd had Dogs looking worried that he would not
have enough drinks, and indeed we did consume all the beer on offer but hardly
any RTD’s. I note that some of the hussies are now getting into the dark
side!!!!!
The run started with nearly as many dogs as humans and the
FRB’s, without self there to guide them , almost immediately lost trail and
started down the second half. Link actually ran to stop them and put them right
by which time self had found the true trail and was nearly an FRB again!!
Halfway through the first leg and Inside Out joined the throng. Living in
Dorkland we have not seen him since the Old King died. If that was not enough
but Useless clit joined us with new boot Rob. By this time Frigid, Pluto with
his 3 musketeers ( and dogs) were actually in the middle of the pack while
Klingon and self were waiting for the war office to start running. The trail of
course did it’s predictable loop and headed back to the On On site with a piss
stop just before it.
After an all too brief layby, Link was keen to get the pack
going again and the trail hugged the river past the Home camp. SIF, Vassie and
self kept to the road to watch Link stop at the base camp to talk to Oxy and X
box who was fiening injury. WWandering ( lonely as 3 clouds) we passed Links car
to find the window open and the keys in the ignition! Carefully removing the
same we tottered on down while the pack raced into the sunset. Link eventually
realised he could not get to the second piss stop but out of the goodness of our
hearts we gave him his keys back and he just made it.
On home and into the fines:-
Iron Lady for not knowing how many runs she has done
Useless for turning up again
Inside Out for the same
Labrat and Glo worm for getting clothing from the Yanks
Rob, Pauline, summer and Natasha :- New Boots
Vassie was crowing over having some Fresh Meat to ogle and
grope so we named Rob” Fresh Meat >FM” ……fined em both!!
Finally The Missing Link turned 700 for which we gave him
NOTHING!!!! (Watch this Space)
Fines
Pluto for not remembering when he last Hashed (answer>2 weeks ago)
Crutch itch for calling On in totally the wrong direction
Crutch again for displaying blood on his legs????
SSS for wearing what he called “Man Salmon” coloured clothing???
SIF for wearing a woollen beanie in 28oC so he would not
get sun burnt
Missing Link for putting 3 On Home signs cos he did not
trust the pack to notice one! Oh ye of little faith!!
I have missed one or two but finally:-
Link arrived home after a couple of weeks down South to get
his Hash gear out. His suitcase (the new one) was sprouting a white fungus and
he thought “sh** I left some wet clothing in there” But no! Unbeknown to him,
some barsteward had inserted about 20 bananas in to the said case while he was
not looking. These had both fermented and sprouted lots of living things which
pervaded every inch of the case. Using his cunning he worked out that it was
Vassie and Fingers so gave them the POTW and the TITS respectively. They knew
the truth though and passed them on to self which shocked Link to the core!!!!
Yes, it was me!!!!!
Mondays run 14th Jan RLD
15A Leonie Pl Bromley A run with a difference??
Tuesdays run 15th Jan Mr
W Plank Bottle Lake car park off Waitikiri Drive
Hared needed for 5th 19th and 26th
Feb See The Missing Link
On On
Dagy
house and the business from burning down because SIF owns a fire engine. The
houses that went were there neighbours and the vineyard next door to the house
burnt out along with their front and back paddocks. So, SIF worked with his fire
engine and neighbours until 0400 this morning and then at 0600 got a call to do
a truck recovery at Springs Junction!! Jammit was the true heroine though.
Driving out to spend the night at our place she spotted a fence post on fire and
used her bottle of coke shaken up to spray it and put the fire
out!!
Rehash Link and Oxy’s post Xmas Waimak bash!
Iron Lady was back, but Paddle Me did not make it. RLD
must have kept her up late the night before?? BBAG and GMG from Phoenix had to
fly back but left a shirt and Sox for Glo Worm and Labrat for some reason. While
we are on visitors there will be three more overseas types on the run next week,
at least!
A fine crowd had Dogs looking worried that he would not
have enough drinks, and indeed we did consume all the beer on offer but hardly
any RTD’s. I note that some of the hussies are now getting into the dark
side!!!!!
The run started with nearly as many dogs as humans and the
FRB’s, without self there to guide them , almost immediately lost trail and
started down the second half. Link actually ran to stop them and put them right
by which time self had found the true trail and was nearly an FRB again!!
Halfway through the first leg and Inside Out joined the throng. Living in
Dorkland we have not seen him since the Old King died. If that was not enough
but Useless clit joined us with new boot Rob. By this time Frigid, Pluto with
his 3 musketeers ( and dogs) were actually in the middle of the pack while
Klingon and self were waiting for the war office to start running. The trail of
course did it’s predictable loop and headed back to the On On site with a piss
stop just before it.
After an all too brief layby, Link was keen to get the pack
going again and the trail hugged the river past the Home camp. SIF, Vassie and
self kept to the road to watch Link stop at the base camp to talk to Oxy and X
box who was fiening injury. WWandering ( lonely as 3 clouds) we passed Links car
to find the window open and the keys in the ignition! Carefully removing the
same we tottered on down while the pack raced into the sunset. Link eventually
realised he could not get to the second piss stop but out of the goodness of our
hearts we gave him his keys back and he just made it.
On home and into the fines:-
Iron Lady for not knowing how many runs she has done
Useless for turning up again
Inside Out for the same
Labrat and Glo worm for getting clothing from the Yanks
Rob, Pauline, summer and Natasha :- New Boots
Vassie was crowing over having some Fresh Meat to ogle and
grope so we named Rob” Fresh Meat >FM” ……fined em both!!
Finally The Missing Link turned 700 for which we gave him
NOTHING!!!! (Watch this Space)
Fines
Pluto for not remembering when he last Hashed (answer>2 weeks ago)
Crutch itch for calling On in totally the wrong direction
Crutch again for displaying blood on his legs????
SSS for wearing what he called “Man Salmon” coloured clothing???
SIF for wearing a woollen beanie in 28oC so he would not
get sun burnt
Missing Link for putting 3 On Home signs cos he did not
trust the pack to notice one! Oh ye of little faith!!
I have missed one or two but finally:-
Link arrived home after a couple of weeks down South to get
his Hash gear out. His suitcase (the new one) was sprouting a white fungus and
he thought “sh** I left some wet clothing in there” But no! Unbeknown to him,
some barsteward had inserted about 20 bananas in to the said case while he was
not looking. These had both fermented and sprouted lots of living things which
pervaded every inch of the case. Using his cunning he worked out that it was
Vassie and Fingers so gave them the POTW and the TITS respectively. They knew
the truth though and passed them on to self which shocked Link to the core!!!!
Yes, it was me!!!!!
Mondays run 14th Jan RLD
15A Leonie Pl Bromley A run with a difference??
Tuesdays run 15th Jan Mr
W Plank Bottle Lake car park off Waitikiri Drive
Hared needed for 5th 19th and 26th
Feb See The Missing Link
On On
Dagy